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Random Thought Thread

Doing a little ice fishing with the hubby? :)

That's what I did today and what I'm doing tomorrow.

No ice fishing no hubby . Hubby isn't one for going and doing anything together. There's a pond hockey tournament going on . And I was volunteering my time , worked the concessions selling tickets and clothing. Had a few :beer:;););) froze my feet . All good though.
 
No ice fishing no hubby . Hubby isn't one for going and doing anything together. There's a pond hockey tournament going on . And I was volunteering my time , worked the concessions selling tickets and clothing. Had a few :beer:;););) froze my feet . All good though.

Yeah, keep your toes warm and its all good. Pond hockey huh, brrr...
 
Used to play hockey all the time when I was young(er).

Even brought the skates up here to MN when I moved but haven't skated since.

I need to look into that...
 
Don't you wish that marriage licenses are renewable?

They'd expire every 5 years and then you can decide if you still want to stay married. Then maybe men will value their wives more :rolleyes:

I can't begin to count the ways that would backfire. :D

The myth that only wives are unappreciated is alive and well. :)

Oh well, I wouldn't know. I'm married. :p :D
 
It's a random thought:D

Another random thought and I hope I don't get flamed for this: given how US carriers treat their customers and just how scarily dependent we are becoming on tech, I'm kind of relieved to be living in a developing country in terms of tech. It still forces us to do lots of things manually and that's fine. Unfortunately poverty is rampant and I wish there was a way we could progress without sacrificing our basic humanity and how we treat others.
 
I do love my husband though very much . And march 28th will be 6 years for us. Yes i want to do the unthinkable to him at times . But he is a good man and i am grateful to have him in our lives .we'vre been through alot and he has put up and tolerated alot . And vice versa .im actually glad marriage licenses dont expire. :p. Of course though does still have lots to learn. :eek: lol (Dont we all ). I know i sure do.:)
 
Damnstraight. Alright its a toss up for me now. Goll darnit. I think i gonna change my mind and ya it would be a great idea if there were expiration dates on them
 
Hmmm It Stinks me thinks!

Even though I don't drinking I got into some kind of drunken haze and somehow I came up with the COOLEST random thought for EVER and EVER.

Do you (Yankies and... "other guys") remember "Around The World In 80 Days" unless you were born in a cave?

Well I thought of something really really cool!

What if you could make a super dooper kind of "Jack of all Trades but master of some" vehicle thingy and go around the world in 80 milliseconds!!!

BUT to make things even more interesting (CrAzY!) you make this wacky vehicle (aka The "Mystery Machine") with really expensive materials and stuff like bubble gum, sticky tape, masking tape, some random glue and last but not least some good old seriously concentrated nitrous oxide!

Yeah!

SO

When you attempt to break the sound barrier like over 500 times to try and achieve this insane miracle you burst into flames!

BUT WAIT!

There's more!

Not only do you waste urself in the process but you go down in style by Filming all this ingenious master mind stuff that even Isaac Newton would want to come back outta his grave for a rematch!

:)

What do you guys think???

I will be a star!

...

And rich too!
 
I can see myself on the big silver screen!

And some random guy with a nice voice so people buy my legendary video says:

"Ladies, Gentlemen and Roaches... it is the most incredible thing in the whole wide world, the amazing 0.008 second adventure of a The Worlds most angriest Roach with more anger than the whole human race combined... I present to you.... The Great Stinky Von Stinky the great great great super awesome Chosen One!!"

(Mad crowd making hissing, cheering and clapping noises in the background like there is no tomorrow!)

AND I CAN SEE IT NOW...

I will have this awesome little "cape" that says on the back of the cape "No Fear..."Bruizer"..."

HAHAHA!

NO WAIT

I will have on my License Plate which will be personalized and say "GOD" that is all it will say.

BUT on the back of the "Stink Mobile" I will have a seriously tiny little bumper sticker that has such small writing that you have to drive up so close to read it and it will say these great wise words:

"If you can read this writing then I could slam on my cheap brakes and sue you."

Yeah!

Ahhh Stinky!

You even amaze me some times!

What a champion you are man! :)

Yak!
 
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