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Must..... concentrate..... must .. use .. .... THE FORCE

-_-

And bend this plastic spoon with my mind using the power of the rabid squirrel!

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And don't forget that spoon!

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This guy's concentration level is..... GENIUS.... UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

This guy must be the Chosen One!

:-D

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On a ROLL bra!

He's on a ROLL he's ona ROOOOLL bra!

He cannot be stopped!

xD

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looks like I'm not alone on the can't sleep, can't eat train:rolleyes: I don't eat very well because..meh...I just don't like food all that much..and I'm seldom hungry...until BAM!!! I'm suddenly shaking hypoglycemic and starving...and I can't sleep all that well anymore either...especially during full moon phase:confused: If only I could skip the food and protein shakes..and just drink good beer for my nourishment and not get all buzzed( so fast ):rolleyes:
or turn into an alcoholic...that would be my dream come true:D:D oh yeah and the occasional taco bell run would be a bonus...but other than that...I'd be happy as Sam I am!

side note...might just have a beer or two this evening to calm my nerves as somehow...I am hosting Thanks Giving dinner for 27 people and counting!!! (when people don't have a place to go..they ask me..so of course I say sure come here ..the more crazy chaotic the merrier!)..I might invite the nice elderly lady who has called me every day for the last week...My cat Malcolm decided to go MIA for a couple nights and I put out a little pet Amber Alert in my neighborhood and she responded but it was not my Malcolm in her yard...but she is lonely and calls to chit chat and check up on him/me daily sweet lady:)...hmmm my neighbor 5 houses down also does a daily check in with me with me to tell me Malcolm(who he adores) is lying on his front porch chip monk in his mouth as usual...also a very nice man...he lost his wife..is single...maybe I'll set him up with my mom!!! then again I'm sure he is younger than she is...probably somewhere between she and I...10or so years older than me...and 10 or so younger than she...handsome too...hmmmm maybe I'll just keep my eye on him in case my husband (who is 10 years younger than me) goes MIA :D:Dhahahaha! I'm kidding...he's stuck with me!!!:eek: sucker!:p

whoops!!!! I think I rambled on too much..

sorry bout that....i'll try to Zip it! :)

carry on


.but yikes!!! I'm not even fully moved in yet...I don't even have all my dishes here...actually I don't even have any glasses here!! I still have to move boxes et al...aaand I guess I will be doing it all over again for Christmas Dinner!! That head count is up to 32!!!!
where are all these people gonna sit??? :eek:

oh and for real...If anyone here needs or wants a place to celebrate or just hang out...feel free to come on by:)
 
huh said:
looks like I'm not alone on the can't sleep, can't eat train:rolleyes: I don't eat very well because..meh...I just don't like food all that much..and I'm seldom hungry...until BAM!!! I'm suddenly shaking hypoglycemic and starving...and I can't sleep all that well anymore either...especially during full moon phase:confused: If only I could skip the food and protein shakes..and just drink good beer for my nourishment and not get all buzzed( so fast ):rolleyes:
or turn into an alcoholic...that would be my dream come true:D:D oh yeah and the occasional taco bell run would be a bonus...but other than that...I'd be happy as Sam I am!

side note...might just have a beer or two this evening to calm my nerves as somehow...I am hosting Thanks Giving dinner for 27 people and counting!!! (when people don't have a place to go..they ask me..so of course I say sure come here ..the more crazy chaotic the merrier!)..I might invite the nice elderly lady who has called me every day for the last week...My cat Malcolm decided to go MIA for a couple nights and I put out a little pet Amber Alert in my neighborhood and she responded but it was not my Malcolm in her yard...but she is lonely and calls to chit chat and check up on him/me daily sweet lady:)...hmmm my neighbor 5 houses down also does a daily check in with me with me to tell me Malcolm(who he adores) is lying on his front porch chip monk in his mouth as usual...also a very nice man...he lost his wife..is single...maybe I'll set him up with my mom!!! then again I'm sure he is younger than she is...probably somewhere between she and I...10or so years older than me...and 10 or so younger than she...handsome too...hmmmm maybe I'll just keep my eye on him in case my husband (who is 10 years younger than me) goes MIA :D:Dhahahaha! I'm kidding...he's stuck with me!!!:eek: sucker!:p

whoops!!!! I think I rambled on too much..

sorry bout that....i'll try to Zip it! :)

carry on


.but yikes!!! I'm not even fully moved in yet...I don't even have all my dishes here...actually I don't even have any glasses here!! I still have to move boxes et al...aaand I guess I will be doing it all over again for Christmas Dinner!! That head count is up to 32!!!!
where are all these people gonna sit??? :eek:

oh and for real...If anyone here needs or wants a place to celebrate or just hang out...feel free to come on by:)
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Well then. Long story :p I can't sleep because my neighbor likes to crank up Miley Cyrus' new album called Bangerz. AT 2 AM. WHY LORD. GO TELL MY NEIGHBOR TO PUT ON SOME EAR BUDS.
 
eduardog131 said:
Well then. Long story :p I can't sleep because my neighbor likes to crank up Miley Cyrus' new album called Bangerz. AT 2 AM. WHY LORD. GO TELL MY NEIGHBOR TO PUT ON SOME EAR BUDS.
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you should go get yourself a giant wrecking ball and crash through the wall naked while singing!!! hahaha!:D that'll teach em!:smokingsomb::p
 
huh said:
you should go get yourself a giant wrecking ball and crash through the wall naked while singing!!! hahaha!:D that'll teach em!:smokingsomb::p
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Maybe Thor can help with that giant hammer. Of thunder.
 
sometimes the cruelty...especially to helpless animals...in this world...is almost too much for me to bare....but someone has to stand up...someone has to voice their disgust...somewhere somehow someway...:( it's gotta change
 
huh said:
sometimes the cruelty...especially to helpless animals...in this world...is almost too much for me to bare....but someone has to stand up...someone has to voice their disgust...somewhere somehow someway...:( it's gotta change
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It disgusts me too. I mean I like all sorts of animals -- tigers, lions, wolfies of course. But we already kinda take it too far with PETA (IDK how its spelled oops)
 
We don't have PETA here. But then TBH it can be quite difficult to go veggie in rural northern China, especially if you want to be social.

Isn't PETA opposed to working animals as well, e.g. assistance or guide dogs?
 
SiempreTuna said:
Sounds like Spain: used to be, if you asked for the veggie option you got a smaller portion of meat :D
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:D


Here the veggie option in pretty much any restaurant is basically a bowl of rice or a steamed bun(mantou). This is Inner Mongolia, they just don't grow much in this area....the Mongol Horde were semi-nomadic herdsmen, and not really farmers.
 
mikedt said:
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Here the veggie option in pretty much any restaurant is basically a bowl of rice or a steamed bun(mantou). This is Inner Mongolia, they just don't grow much in this area....the Mongol Horde were never really farmers.
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Crap. Now I want a melon bun. They're delicious...
 
eduardog131 said:
It disgusts me too. I mean I like all sorts of animals -- tigers, lions, wolfies of course. But we already kinda take it too far with PETA (IDK how its spelled oops)
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Spelled like People Eating Tasty Animals, pronounced like Pain In The Ass.

I am all for treating animals humanely, but I'm sorry-- until someone invents a plant that grows bacon and beef, I'm still going to be gnawing on critters.

Yes, I will actually pay a little more for grass-fed beef. After all, that is what cows are supposed to eat, and if they are eating grass, then that pretty much means they are living out in a pasture, with room to roam, &etc.

Plus, grass-fed is better meat, and healthy for us monsters to eat, as opposed to corn-fed beef, which is chemically altered by the fact that the cattle are forced to digest something foreign.
 
Okay, Canada, we'll see your crack-smoking mayor from Toronto, and raise you a cocaine-snorting congressman from Florida. What you got?
 
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