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huh said:
My goal is to vacation as much as possible!! stupid teenage boys! Although they totally love their mom:) im not nieve ... Time goes by so quickly... I'm going for every opportunity I get!! I'm a conservative live for the moment ish kind of person!:)
I was implying an oxymoron
Guess I showed you!!![emoji13]
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Oxymoron as in .. I always joke about that and it's a joker that they call me that
 
I've got some pleasant goats.
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Goats are useful. They are particularly good about eating weeds.

We had nature parks using goats but too many jerks decided their dogs had the right to be off leash and chase the goats.

Are you related to my kid? If it's cute, she wants it. The last was a fennec.
I've seen her walk up to a tarantula and go "Oh how cute!" She will let one walk on her hand.
 
zuben el genub said:
Goats are useful. They are particularly good about eating weeds.

We had nature parks using goats but too many jerks decided their dogs had the right to be off leash and chase the goats.

Are you related to my kid? If it's cute, she wants it. The last was a fennec.
I've seen her walk up to a tarantula and go "Oh how cute!" She will let one walk on her hand.
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Absolutely!:) I like spiders I think they're cute! Also snakes birds bugs basically anything! I had a pet fly in college[emoji849]

Except maybe ants... Ants freak me right out! Do you know how hard it is to usher ants outside? They won't listen to reason![emoji13]
 
We used to live in a trailer house when we first moved to Colo. It was located over an ant pile.

Couple of times we found ants baked into muffins. Just picked the ant out and ate the muffin.

These were the red ants that make huge ant piles not fire ants. They'd invade once or twice in the spring and leave for the rest of the year. Now we have the tiny black sidewalk ants under the house and they are impossible to get rid of as they invade all the times they are not hibernating. Have to call Orkin.
 
Something else even more disgusting, as I see it...

I'm at a casino the other morning, playing poker. Some players at the table are having breakfast, my 'buddy' just has coffee, a pot full and a cup. He fills his cup, then his cellphone rings. The call is apparently more important than the coffee. Here we go...

He pockets the phone, then he pours the cupful of coffee back into to the pot!

Isn't that double-dipping to the extreme? I wouldn't even do that at home, by myself. I didn't know what to say and still don't...
 
jefboyardee said:
Something else even more disgusting, as I see it...

I'm at a casino the other morning, playing poker. Some players at the table are having breakfast, my 'buddy' just has coffee, a pot full and a cup. He fills his cup, then his cellphone rings. The call is apparently more important than the coffee. Here we go...

He pockets the phone, then he pours the cupful of coffee back into to the pot!

Isn't that double-dipping to the extreme? I wouldn't even do that at home, by myself. I didn't know what to say and still don't...
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Wow!! That's discusting!! Even the if he didn't sip from his cup it's still so rude!
Next time ur out with him pie some ketchup on your plate and then say whoops didn't mean to use that much then proceed to try to spoon it back into the bottle[emoji854][emoji13]
 
Sex will be GONE within 30 years as designer baby-making replaces old-school bonking

Rather than introducing sperm to egg through the sweaty and often awkward rigamole of rumpy-pumpy, couples will instead head down to a laboratory where a scientist will make a baby for them.
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Stem cells will then be produced from the skin, ordered to turn into eggs and used to make babies, freeing prospective parents from worrying about boring old things like orgasms and sexy underwear.​
 
huh said:
Wow!! That's discusting!! Even the if he didn't sip from his cup it's still so rude!
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Never seeing anyone do that before, especially someone otherwise regarded as very polite and socially acceptable, I first thought that maybe everyone does that and I just haven't been paying attention all my life. Thank you for confirming my horrors.
 
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