Android Pickup Lines

[the7nd]

"Why don't you dump your iPhone boyfriend and go out with this Mandroid?"

Can anyone top this? Let's hear any pickup lines you guys can think up.

 

[9to5cynic]

lol, funny idea

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Screen size matters.

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the only other one I thought of seemed a bit - iffy....

 

[eyebeam]

(From a woman) Is that an antenna on your head, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[SUroot]

"If you ever wanted to see Shrek 'do the robot', my name's Andy and I'll be on the dancefloor"

Of course, you need to be in costume for that...

"My love is open-source baby"

"I wear my twitter-feed on my sleave"

 

[AntimonyER]

"Wanna Beam?"

 

[blackepoxy]

I see you're definitely a top of the line model that I would like to gain superuser access to.

LOL! *cheesy*

*pushes up nerd glasses*

 

[TxGoat]

My extended battery assures you that I can go all day!

 

[argedion]

You must be a tower I jumped to full bar around you.

 

[kool kat2]

Ill show you what my Droid can do

 

[mpw]

Nice A55, you Captivate me & fill me with such Incredible Desire I think I might Flipout my 5.3" and Burst all over your Cliq

 

[Roze]

This makes more sense prior to iOS 4

Girl: I need a guy that can multi-task, and yes size does matter.

 

[mpw]

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[SUroot]

Without a grid-like fascade

 

[quest7]

Would you like to be rooted?

 

[SUroot]

why the hell did I not think of that!

 

[lunatic59]

I don't use a line, I just flash 'em.

 

[ajdroidx]

- Wanna see my 4.65 incher?

 

[argedion]

Wanna put your twitter on my facebook?

 

[dan330]

iphone has an app for that...

but my droid does

 

[dan330]

- Wanna see my 4.65 incher?

are you trying to pick her up.. or push her away?