Thats why Im like "F Santa". Next year Im sending my list to The Abominable Cornucopia. Hes like Santa but 10X better because he dont care if you were naughty or nice. He makes his gift giving decisions based upon if you always make sure you wipe white. So Im gonna make sure my booty stays itch free in 2013, then Ill get everything I want
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