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I always seem to get stuck with chicks like that. I don't mean to. They hide if from me for the first 4 or 5 months... then I find them sitting up in my front lawn tree.
 
When I saw this commercial, I didn't think that it was a good idea to promote the phone to stalkers even though this is supposed to be a humourous commercial. It just creeped me out.
 
lmao I must admit that I'm guilty of some of the things she said. In particular, making sure that I'm more attractive than my bfs exes (I think that's the plural form). lol and of course also sitting in a tree and looking like a maniac too. :p
 
lmao I must admit that I'm guilty of some of the things she said. In particular, making sure that I'm more attractive than my bfs exes (I think that's the plural form). lol and of course also sitting in a tree and looking like a maniac too. :p

So, are you suggesting that it is a good thing for me that my wife is not on Facebook and does not have a smartphone? :)
 
Just letting you all know... I'm a guy. lol Women and men are equally competitive.

To answer your question Stuntman, I think it is a good thing that she isn't on Facebook. Facebook creeping is so common amongst couples. I joke around a lot with my female friends on Facebook, like making sexual comments (all in good fun of course and they know I don't mean it). I've received a couple messages from their boyfriends telling me to back off. Once they found out that I'm gay, they immediately understood and told me that it's fine. lol
 
I always seem to get stuck with chicks like that. I don't mean to. They hide if from me for the first 4 or 5 months... then I find them sitting up in my front lawn tree.

man... i feel ya.... been there to many times!

it can really get weird!

Just letting you all know... I'm a guy. lol Women and men are equally competitive.

To answer your question Stuntman, I think it is a good thing that she isn't on Facebook. Facebook creeping is so common amongst couples. I joke around a lot with my female friends on Facebook, like making sexual comments (all in good fun of course and they know I don't mean it). I've received a couple messages from their boyfriends telling me to back off. Once they found out that I'm gay, they immediately understood and told me that it's fine. lol

yeah.. i am not on facebook..
but I hear stories... and i would feel worried if my gf was a facebook junkie.
 
What did she say? She talked so fast it was like watching an episode of Gilmore Girls............come up for some air!
I purposely counted between actor's lines on Gilmore Girls one day(when I was forced to watch it) and the longest pause between lines was like 3 seconds. I can't stand that show! There seems to be a growing trend of non-sensical verbal-diarrhea shows like this any more. One Tree Hill is close but it is almost watchable.
 
When I saw this commercial, I didn't think that it was a good idea to promote the phone to stalkers even though this is supposed to be a humourous commercial. It just creeped me out.
I felt the same way. I am shocked the iPhone people hasnt picked up on this. Saying android is for pervs and stalkers. Where as iPhone is for the better class of people.
 
I felt the same way. I am shocked the iPhone people hasnt picked up on this. Saying android is for pervs and stalkers. Where as iPhone is for the better class of people.

Pervs and stalkers are a better class of people...when compared to politicians and investment bankers.
 
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True story: When I still lived at my parents house, I used to back my car in on the right side of the driveway that was 3 cars wide. Since we had a two car garage, the back of the car was clear of the side of house.

So one night a couple of friends and I were sitting on lawn chairs in the backyard and I hear this faint talking and clanging...I sneak around the side of the house and there is my very recent ex and two of her friends trying to put sugar in my gas tank. They could not see us at all because we were standing under a tree in the dark...!!

So we jump out and surprise them and they actually tried to justify what they were doing painting me as the bad guy till they find out she lied to them about why we broke up!!

The ex went home alone!! :D
 
1) She deserved to go to jail.
2) Sugar does not dissolve in gasoline. It will not even reach your engine. It may clog your fuel filter at worse. Old myth.
 
1) Agreed
2) Exactly

It was actually more funny than anything else. This was 16 maybe 17 years ago and it was a Cutlass Supreme with the gas cap behind the license plate...the dunce did not even bring a funnel!! ;)
 
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