Ban the person above you

[Prepaidguy9081]

Secession ban for you

 

[paulbates]

disaffiliation ban for you

 

[Granite1]

Particle annihilation ban.

 

[Hadron]

Banned for trying to put me out of work!

 

[Granite1]

Banned because my name is Higgs.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for masquerading as the boson's mate.

 

[highjakker]

banned for trying to be his mate.

 

[huh]

banned for pirate speak

 

[Steven58]

Banned for not saying rrrrrrrrrrr

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because you got me hooked on pirates.

 

[Hadron]

Banned because you don't have to have a hook to be a pirate.

(Though it does help)

 

[paulbates]

Banned for forcing hooke out of the equation

 

[psionandy]

Banned for breaking Hooke's Law

 

[Hadron]

Banned because that's too much of a stretch

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for lacking elasticity.

 

[Clementine_3]

Rubberband Man ban.

 

[paulbates]

rubber ban. entendre optional

 

[mgenterprise]

banned for having a name like bill gates

 

[Hadron]

Banned for having a name like a starship

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because after Jefferson Airplane, Starship was an abomination.

 

[huh]

banned for taking the one pill that don't do anything at all

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Grammar-Nazi bans you.

 

[rachar]

Ironic ban for ironic hyphen usage.

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Banned for over ironing.

 

[Kaat72]

Smooth ban!