Ban the person above you

[bcrichster]

Banned from causing more work for the overworked Handyman

 

[codezer0]

Banned for implying that the handiman actually works.

 

[psionandy]

Wham, Bam, Thankyou Ban!

 

[Clementine_3]

Suffragette ban.

 

[psionandy]

Suffragette City Ban

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned because I got lots of homework

 

[Hadron]

So to stop you being distracted by this place, you're banned.

 

[codezer0]

Banned for submitting doctored footage to claim you actually had MHz recorded from a literal potato.

 

[Clementine_3]

Oh Lordy, I hope there are tapes! Banned for not producing them yet.

 

[codezer0]

Banned for causing the server fire from trying to overclock 32 1U racks simultaneously and overloading the cooling system.

 

[bcrichster]

Banned for forgetting to take advantage if that fire to cook your meal

 

[codezer0]

Banned for not breathing carbon dioxide. And for drinking dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned for making things more complicated

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned for making things more complicated

 

[Clementine_3]

Double ban.

 

[codezer0]

Non-euclidian geometry ban.

 

[bcrichster]

Banned for going around in circles

 

[codezer0]

Banned for proposing to minors to "stay in drugs, and don't do school"

 

[no one]

Don't cross the road, if you can't get out of the kitchen ban.

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned for being no one...

 

[psionandy]

Banned, because "The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home" wants me to ban him

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned for posting a 17 word sentence 17 minutes ago

 

[codezer0]

Username: Daniel Fernandes
Account status: BANNED
Reason: Confirmed for death mark on 12 unique systems.

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned for being descriptive....!

 

[codezer0]

Banned because that butt-mouthed alien doesn't like you.