Ban the person above you

[Daniel Fernandes]

Too hard to read this ban...

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Banned for being among the billions who have never solved the puzzle.

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

if (puzzle==solved) {
@dontpanicbobby = BANNED;
}

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Banned for making me buy a new cube.

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

You can learn it here:
https://www.rubiks.com/solve-it/3x3

After that you can speed yourself with my simplified tutorials of the advanced method here:
rubikscubers.wordpress.com

Brand new cube ban!

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Anti-capitalist ban.

 

[psionandy]

Banned for not being Teenage, Mutant, Ninja or a Turtle

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Banned for not knowing I have a turtle.

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned because I knew that...

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Banned for 15 letters plus a space.

BEGONE!

 

[psionandy]

Banned because just for fun he runs around the Warner movie lot
They lock him in the tower whenever he gets caught
But he break loose and then vamoose, and now we know the plot

 

[psionandy]

Banned because just for fun he runs around the Warner movie lot
They lock him in the tower whenever he gets caught
But he break loose and then vamoose, and now we know the plot

 

[dontpanicbobby]

You banned yourself?

 

[psionandy]

Banned for trying to unban me!

 

[Hadron]

Well if he tried to unban you that implies he failed.
If he failed then ... you are still banned!

 

[Clementine_3]

So that logic still leaves you...banned!

 

[Hadron]

Banned for mixing me and Andy up!

 

[Clementine_3]

Look here, I just mixed you two up and it makes no sense: psidron or hadrndy or...
You still be banned, it may even be an imposter type ban at this point.

 

[psionandy]

Look here, I just mixed you two up and it makes no sense: psidron or hadrndy or...
You still be banned, it may even be an imposter type ban at this point.

Banned for Identity theft

 

[codezer0]

Banned for trying to skin a ferret.

 

[psionandy]

Banned because he's never heard John Cleese singing the Ferret Song

 

[codezer0]

Banned for streaming himself sleeping, which is against the ToS of Twitch's streaming guidelines.

 

[psionandy]

Banned for not getting enough beauty sleep....

 

[bcrichster]

Banned for thinking 'Beauty Sleep' would ever help

 

[codezer0]

Banned for driving a stolen golf cart into a server farm, whacking the racks with a golf club and chasing everyone with what is pressed to be a war cry of "GTA, mother f***ers!"