Ban the person above you

[codezer0]

Banned, because they are malware.

 

[amarie82]

Virus scan ban

 

[Zigman66]

Banned for naming the movie I just watched last night "Virus"

 

[codezer0]

Banned for trying to contract multiple exotic viruses for show and tell.

 

[psionandy]

Banned.... because I've been out drinking and there seems to be two of him... and at least one of him is definitely banned...

 

[codezer0]

Banned for PUI criminal offense (Posting Under Intoxication).

 

[psionandy]

Banned because he's intocixific... intoxifactsi... intosifactied...


Drunk

 

[codezer0]

Go drunk, you're home ban.

 

[psionandy]

Banned.. because in the morning i'll be sober.... but you'll still be ugly... (and banned)

 

[codezer0]

Banned TOS violation. To have an account on AndroidForums, one must be human (present or formerly). You're a fox.

 

[psionandy]

Banned.. because species aren't specified in the TOS

 

[Zigman66]

Banned cuz you OBVIOUSLY didn't read the TOS

 

[psionandy]

Banned... because he obviously didn't read TNG

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned for not telling me what a TNG is....

 

[psionandy]

Banned for never replying to a post with more than five words...


... And welcome to the party.

 

[Zigman66]

Banned for welcoming MORE trouble

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned for not hearing yanny...

 

[codezer0]

Banned for introducing an even shittier meme than the dress thing.

 

[Zigman66]

Banned for left-handed banning

 

[codezer0]

Banned, for getting sexual gratification, from abuse of moderation powers.

 

[amarie82]

Banned for killing kenny

 

[codezer0]

banned for being a fatherless child that would kill another.

 

[Zigman66]

Banned for reminding me what my mother's first words to the doc were when I was born: "Are you sure it's mine?"

 

[codezer0]

Not so much a ban for you (you're already banned, so it doesn't matter), but a perma ban for your mother being a terrible person.

 

[Zigman66]

You have no idea but at least I don't have to worry about it anymore. But I will ban her again anyways!