Ban the person above you

[Taylorl813]

My name is Taylor not tailor, banned for spelling my name wrong.

 

[no one]

The antics of semantics ban.

 

[Taylorl813]

Surely you can try to ban me but first you must understand me, I'm not always very wise however please allow me to be concise, you have been banned twice from my mobile device and now thrice will that suffice? Reason being? Your not very nice...

 

[DsyMnapTic]

You're not Dr. Suess Ban

 

[Taylorl813]

Get a haircut ban.

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for requiring haircuts. Barbers think they can give you anything they want. Much like some cell carriers I know of. Verizon Ban

 

[paulbates]

Banned for confusing hair waves with air waves

 

[no one]

Negative waves so early in the morning ban

 

[RozzaC]

Banned for waking me up this morning..

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for not setting your alarm. You're late again!

 

[psionandy]

banned as his ban was too late to count

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for counting on me.

 

[no one]

Unreliable ban

 

[lectraplayer]

Broken ban

 

[no one]

Trent Reznor said you a here by banned. (Actually, I made is safe for work.)

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned for making it all clean and dull.

 

[no one]

Moral turpitude ban

 

[Granite1]

Broad spectrum ban

 

[no one]

Are you upset? Ban.

 

[Granite1]

Negatory, I'm a meat popsicle ban!

 

[no one]

Leeloo Dallas multi-pass ban.

 

[psionandy]

Element 1 -Unlocked
Element 2 -Unlocked
Element 3 -Unlocked
Element 4 -Unlocked
Element 5 - Banned

 

[no one]

You're a monster ban!

 

[paulbates]

Ambiguity ban: You're "a monster ban" or You're a monster, ban

 

[no one]

Carrier not provided comma ban.