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Best poker face EVER!!!

Outlaw71

Android Expert
Just a short little story for those of you who like to read...

Ok so I was driving around this afternoon, stopped off at Burger King to grab a quick burger, then I stopped by my local Verizon wireless store to shoot the shit with the reps down there. I got into a conversation with one of the guys about the DX (we both have one), I enlightened him on the 'Real HDMI' app and all of it's advantages.

We talked about a few other things as well, nothing too meaningful, but it passed the time. Then I bid him a good day and headed back out to the car. As soon as I got in I immediately burst into outrageous laughter... upon looking in my review mirror I discovered that my face was covered from ear to ear in ketchup!!!

LMAO... oh yeah, I'm not talking about a little dab, I'm talking two year old kid in a highchair stuff. Good God I flashed back to that entire conversation I'd just had with the Verizon kid and I wondered to myself how in Gods name he stopped himself from cracking a smile, not to mention falling on the floor laughing!

I'd say those of you who work with the public probably have many stories just like this one involving the people you see on a regular basis. It's funny, a few years ago I was at work and I came across this stuff that when rolled up in a ball looked EXACTLY like a buggar. So I took it and stuck it on the side of my nose and went around talking to as many people as I could face to face. You know I got through 15 people before someone finally worked up the courage to tell me I needed to blow my nose. Hilarious!

And it was sooooo obvious that they could see it, I could see them look straight at it then turn their head away, almost ready to throw up... but they seemed too embarrassed to tell me that it was there. Once I finally found someone with the guts to let me know I needed to wipe my nose I went around to everyone else I'd talked to, showed them the fake snaut, and we all had a big ol laugh over it.

The funniest thing about that little experiment... my girlfriend (at the time) was one of those people who failed to tell me it was there! Haha
 
Yeah this was meant to go in the general forum. A mod should be along shortly to move it, sorry guys.
 
Just a short little story for those of you who like to read...

Ok so I was driving around this afternoon, stopped off at Burger King to grab a quick burger, then I stopped by my local Verizon wireless store to shoot the shit with the reps down there. I got into a conversation with one of the guys about the DX (we both have one), I enlightened him on the 'Real HDMI' app and all of it's advantages.

We talked about a few other things as well, nothing too meaningful, but it passed the time. Then I bid him a good day and headed back out to the car. As soon as I got in I immediately burst into outrageous laughter... upon looking in my review mirror I discovered that my face was covered from ear to ear in ketchup!!!

LMAO... oh yeah, I'm not talking about a little dab, I'm talking two year old kid in a highchair stuff. Good God I flashed back to that entire conversation I'd just had with the Verizon kid and I wondered to myself how in Gods name he stopped himself from cracking a smile, not to mention falling on the floor laughing!

I'd say those of you who work with the public probably have many stories just like this one involving the people you see on a regular basis. It's funny, a few years ago I was at work and I came across this stuff that when rolled up in a ball looked EXACTLY like a buggar. So I took it and stuck it on the side of my nose and went around talking to as many people as I could face to face. You know I got through 15 people before someone finally worked up the courage to tell me I needed to blow my nose. Hilarious!

And it was sooooo obvious that they could see it, I could see them look straight at it then turn their head away, almost ready to throw up... but they seemed too embarrassed to tell me that it was there. Once I finally found someone with the guts to let me know I needed to wipe my nose I went around to everyone else I'd talked to, showed them the fake snaut, and we all had a big ol laugh over it.

The funniest thing about that little experiment... my girlfriend (at the time) was one of those people who failed to tell me it was there! Haha
I laughed, I cried, I got hungry. Good story.
 
Yeah this was meant to go in the general forum. A mod should be along shortly to move it, sorry guys.

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My bad, for the third time. I wrote this on my phone in Dolphin browser. In one tab I had the 'everything root' forum open. In another I was in the 'water cooler'... I posted this in the wrong one by mistake, obviously. I know nobody else ever makes a mistake, but I'm prone to them from time to time.

Thank you for your insightful comments.
 
Just a short little story for those of you who like to read...

Ok so I was driving around this afternoon, stopped off at Burger King to grab a quick burger, then I stopped by my local Verizon wireless store to shoot the shit with the reps down there. I got into a conversation with one of the guys about the DX (we both have one), I enlightened him on the 'Real HDMI' app and all of it's advantages.

We talked about a few other things as well, nothing too meaningful, but it passed the time. Then I bid him a good day and headed back out to the car. As soon as I got in I immediately burst into outrageous laughter... upon looking in my review mirror I discovered that my face was covered from ear to ear in ketchup!!!

LMAO... oh yeah, I'm not talking about a little dab, I'm talking two year old kid in a highchair stuff. Good God I flashed back to that entire conversation I'd just had with the Verizon kid and I wondered to myself how in Gods name he stopped himself from cracking a smile, not to mention falling on the floor laughing!

I'd say those of you who work with the public probably have many stories just like this one involving the people you see on a regular basis. It's funny, a few years ago I was at work and I came across this stuff that when rolled up in a ball looked EXACTLY like a buggar. So I took it and stuck it on the side of my nose and went around talking to as many people as I could face to face. You know I got through 15 people before someone finally worked up the courage to tell me I needed to blow my nose. Hilarious!

And it was sooooo obvious that they could see it, I could see them look straight at it then turn their head away, almost ready to throw up... but they seemed too embarrassed to tell me that it was there. Once I finally found someone with the guts to let me know I needed to wipe my nose I went around to everyone else I'd talked to, showed them the fake snaut, and we all had a big ol laugh over it.

The funniest thing about that little experiment... my girlfriend (at the time) was one of those people who failed to tell me it was there! Haha
lfmao bro ,,,,too funny ,,, i needed a laugh lol:D
 
i thought it was quite funny.
The stories of Outlaw, what will he do next!?!?!?

Yeah, I can be pretty graceful sometimes.

One of the best honest stories I've ever heard out of a big movie star was during an interview with Kevin Costner. He was saying how easy it is to look like a smooth talking guy with a quick wit and all the rest of it because you're reading from a script. But in real life it's not quite so easy.

He said one time while he was over in Italy he was standing on a sidewalk when a bus full of school girls pulled up next to him. They burst out of the windows screaming, crying, waving and shouting things in Italian that he couldn't understand. So he said the only thing he could think of was he drew his hand to his mouth, and softly blew them a kiss. He was feeling rather proud of himself, he said.... and then he turned and walked straight into a telephone pole!

Great stuff there, that's pretty much what I would have done as well. I can relate! ;)
 
I would have walked back in and said sorry, I just gave oral sex to my wife...

He would had been like o_O

That's funny... maybe a little sick, but funny none the less!

I actually thought about walking back in there and shaking his hand for keeping his composure like that. But I figured they all probably started laughing as soon as I had walked out the door and didn't want to interupt their conversation about, "what the hell is that guy on? What ever it is I want some"!

lol
 
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