buy three things to freak out the walmart cashier

[BadBass88]

an ax, a book on how to save your marriage, and a shovel

 

[Yeahha]

Baggies, a postal scale, a box of phillies

 

[Yeahha]

A pack of enimas, a disposable camera, adult diapers

 

[kool kat2]

Smirnoff
AAdvil
Copy of "Romeo and Juliet "

 

[Yeahha]

Bodybuilding magazine, ky jelly, tube sock

 

[TxGoat]

A bunch of Fertilizer, the Anarchist Cookbook, some KY Jelly and casually ask the cashier where you can rent a Ryder truck.

 

[highjakker]

1 cucumber
1 banana
ky jelly

 

[Yeahha]

ky jelly, a pen, paper

Write on the paper prior to checkout asking for the cashier's phone #

 

[kool kat2]

You people sure like ky jelly

 

[Yeahha]

It is good on toast

 

[kool kat2]

Ky jelly
Toast
Splenda...
On 4/1

 

[Dark Jedi]

Bag of goldfish, gallon of water, bottle of Pepto,

 

[highjakker]

large funnel
cheez whiz in a can
ky jelly

 

[TxGoat]

The new Galaxy Nexus, an iTunes gift card, and a micro SD card....

The new Razr, Zune pass, and an extra battery....