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buy three things to freak out the walmart cashier

Iodine
Drano
Sudafed


True Story: I had a headache and was asked to some Drano for the kitchen sink, and also roommate uses iodine for cuts and scrapes from Parkor and skating. and the sudafed was so I could sleep the headache away. Apparently these are 3 items that screm meth lab. To top it off I had Chlorine and paint thinner in my car, so when the manager called the cops on me, they searched my car and found "all these meth chemicals in my car, and thats a serious offense" that was until my roommate drives up there 9 i am a block and a half away) and notices whats going on, he screamed at the cops that he needed the iodine for he cuts, and showed him the latest gouge in his leg from a ledge, and also noticed that I had a swimming pool net in my car because I clean my neighbors pools for them when I can. it was funny, but also made the head ache worse.
 
magazine or calendar with pictures of farm animals
largest container of hand cream
value pack of 10 boxes of tissues
 
Nicotine lozenges
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Set of metal spoons
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Marinade injector
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(Can you guess who's trying to quit smoking?)
 
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