buy three things to freak out the walmart cashier

[sol92258]

Ex-lax
Sleeping pills
Duct tape

 

[sol92258]

First trip:

Large can of chili
Jar of jalapenos
Block of cheese


Second trip (made sure to get same checkout lady ):

24 pack toilet paper
Drano
Plunger

 

[olbriar]

Chilton's Auto Repair book

sledgehammer

hacksaw

 

[ksimp88]

lard
Mens Health
Toilet paper

 

[olbriar]

Book: Home Plumbing 101
replacement faucet
pipe wrench

same checker an hour later

hip waders
submersible pump
book: flood restoration 101

 

[Knewz]

Tricycle
leafblower
Sport Rider Magazine

 

[ksimp88]

Nick JR Magazine
Oragel
Crisco

 

[olbriar]

Iron
Ironing board
Happy anniversary card for wife

same checker later

Large box or bandages
Crutches
Directory of cheap apartments

 

[Dark Jedi]

rolling papers


incense

visine

 

[olbriar]

razor blade
mirror
straw

 

[sol92258]

3 machetes

sharpening stones

intro to juggling book

 

[mikedt]

Iron
Ironing board
Happy anniversary card for wife

same checker later

Large box or bandages
Crutches
Directory of cheap apartments

LOLs...best one so far.. thats funny.

 

[Android_LIFE]

3 Economy Boxes of Trojan Magnum XLs

 

[olbriar]

Panasonic 65" Plasma HDTV

Bose Lifestyle V35 Home entertainment speaker system

Rabbit ears

 

[isaemm]

1 box of latex gloves
1 tube of Preparation H
1 digital camera


By the way, this was an actual purchase. I was neither the cashier nor the purchaser.

 

[MJM128]

bow and arrow
apple
helmet

Fix'd

 

[olbriar]

butcher knife

shower curtain

map of local area ponds

 

[Android_LIFE]

Astro Glide XL
A 2-Liter Bottle
Adult pampers!

 

[ksimp88]

Webcam
Shotglass
Lube

 

[Dark Jedi]

Two Spoons

1 Cup

video camera

 

[ksimp88]

That reminds me of something I saw recently.....

 

[icecold]

Soap
Toothbrush
Pants that aren't three sizes too small

May not freak out the cashier, but most of the other customers will be confused.

 

[sol92258]

Ex-Lax

Adult diapers

FeBreeze

 

[Granitefalls2]

Bottle of scotch

Book on breaking alcohol addictions

Can of fishing worms

 

[lordofthereef]

Soap
Toothbrush
Pants that aren't three sizes too small

May not freak out the cashier, but most of the other customers will be confused.

I see what you did there!