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buy three things to freak out the walmart cashier

This was in the express paper this morning. A condensed version: Man was at a store harassing ppl. Police was called and they found a dildo looking toy, athletic supporter and a zucchini wrapped in duct tape in his car.

Zucchini

Duct tape

Athletic supporter
 
Rope
Butcher's knife
Tape

When done paying, look at straight in the eyes of the cashier, and as creepy as possible "I'll see you later" *wink*
 
I actually bought this at WalMart and didn't realize why the guy in sporting goods was looking at me so weird until some time later....

Black knit ski mask
12 bottles of 5 hour energy drink
1000 rounds of .223 ammunition
 
Son of Sam: Based on the Authorized Transcription of the Tapes, Official Documents and Diaries of David Berkowitz

Ear plugs

Seroquel
 
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