buy three things to freak out the walmart cashier

[olbriar]

mouse traps

cheese

hibachi grill

 

[ninjaprincess]

pregnancy test
cigarettes
liquor

 

[ksimp88]

Castor Oil
What to expect when you're expecting
Calipers

 

[eyebeam]

Back to Basics pro electric meat grinder

Super Pet habitat for pet rats, medium size

Betty Crocker one dish meals

 

[olbriar]

100 pounds of grapes

wash tub

athlete foot creme

 

[Njcellgeek74]

Box of condoms
KY jelly
Sweet 16 card

* make sure it's a guy over 30 making the purchase.

 

[olbriar]

Punch bowl

Hawaiian fruit punch

Rubbing alcohol

 

[CRUMBsnatcher]

Every Justin Bieber CD in the store.

Lighter Fluid.

Blowtorch.


I would praise whoever did this.

 

[sol92258]

cucumbers

KY

hula hoop

 

[gallandof]

me and some friends played this game the other night, there where three of us so we each bought three items, and made sure to make it obvious we were together. We bought:
tow rope
heavy duty black trash bags
machete
gorilla tape
pair of walkie talkies
pack of latex kitchen gloves
paintball mask
bleach
baseball bat.


we waited in line, and waited for the other to finish, acting all antsy and talking to each other in whispers. at one point the clerk called over a manager and pulled them aside asking questions.

came back a little after to return and told them we just wanted to see if we got a reaction.

 

[olbriar]

^^^^^
NICE

Valentine card

Box of chocolates

Box of condoms

 

[CRUMBsnatcher]

Sewing needles.

Box of ink pens.

A copy of 'Learn to draw: kindergarten edition'

 

[ksimp88]

Not 3 things, but a classic.

Box
Stick
String
Teddy bear

hmmmhmmhmhmhmmhmmmm

(herbert)

 

[Wisenos]

Every Justin Bieber CD in the store.

Lighter Fluid.

Blowtorch.


I would praise whoever did this.

give me enough money and i'll do it

tow rope
heavy duty black trash bags
machete
gorilla tape
pair of walkie talkies
pack of latex kitchen gloves
paintball mask
bleach
baseball bat.

i might try this next week lol

true story:
that day i was with my son
bought a 18+ rated movie
a toy (for my son)
and vaseline
the cashier was like... "you're not goin too. right?"

 

[olbriar]

twenty bags of charcoal

a bench vise

a book on current diamond prices

 

[skottiesgerl]

premade brownies from the bakery
a garmin
rat poison

 

[highjakker]

one gallon vegetable oil

twister game

polaroid film

 

[olbriar]

large bag of plastic Easter eggs

Large bag of fake coins

three tubes of super glue

 

[highjakker]

trench coat

big bag of candy

dog leash

 

[Yeahha]

Extra lubricated magnum condoms
Baby formula
Children's benadryl

 

[aquin1]

Pokemon Doll
Drill
CD of marvin gay sexual feelin'

 

[Yeahha]

Banana
KY Jelly
Justin Beiber CD

 

[dautley]

Pink Princess 2-Level Hamster and Gerbil Cage
laxative
KY Jelly

 

[highjakker]

one large cucumber

reciprocating saw

econo-sized jar of vaseline

 

[dautley]

Maternity clothes

Bridal Magazine

Shotgun

Helps if your wearing a overalls, a straw hat, and have a corn cob pipe