CELL PHONE SIMETERY (Lay Your Dead Cellphones to Rest Here)

[NightHawk877]

It is with great sadness I have to report that my beloved HTC HD2 has died a horrible death.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

It is with great sadness I have to report that my beloved HTC HD2 has died a horrible death.

The caddy is on the way to "Pick Up The Pieces"

(Click HERE: To pay respects to The NightHawk Cellular Family Plot)

 

[julianne791]

RIP Galaxy Nexus..you fought right up till the end

 

[Rico ANDROID]

RIP Galaxy Nexus..you fought right up till the end

..."it was a fine service! Very proud of how we handled this one!...I think your Galexy Nexus will feel right at home here in our "Garden Of Unlimited Data".....

Fellow AndroidForuminians send their deepest cellphone bills and condolences!

 

[julianne791]

Yeah sparkle held on even though her screen eventually died.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Yeah sparkle held on even though her screen eventually died.

Weve updated the toomie to include Sparkle's name....My T.E.D.-iv sends his condolences

(awwe, so she lost her sight first..oh what a struggle her last days were....im sure she encouraged you to carry on , didnt she..... which new device received her SIMcard?)

 

[julianne791]

My Samsung galaxy S3
Sparkle II

 

[Rico ANDROID]

It is with great sorrow, deep hearts
and sunken taste buds,
we regret to inform the Androidal universe
of the passing of a great childhood snack
and lunchbox companion even in 2012.

Click HERE: For Televised Announcement

http://www.necn.com/pages/video?PID=_Omo7HZOoIU1m6wK_5sWxzTV3YFLpm6K

It is announced that TWINKIES are to be ......no more......

We Shall Miss You!

Please click/sign your name below if you will miss this
piece of American Iconic Treat!


...Arrangements by Android Forums Cellphone SIMetery...
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[mikedt]

In memoriam Samsung Galaxy S 2010-2012.

Deeply missed by China Mobile.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

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Dearly departed Samsung Galaxy S 2010-2010.

Sorry to hear of your loss, Mikey, was it in 2010 when your trusty right-hand-android "bit the circuits"?

 

[mikedt]

Sorry to hear of your loss, Mikey, was it in 2010 when your trusty right-hand-android "bit the circuits"?

Rico, it was a typo. I've now edited the post.

It was 2012 when my beloved late Galaxy S shuffled up its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Rico, it was a typo. I've now edited the post.

It was 2012 when my beloved late Galaxy S shuffled up its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.

Oh so its very recent that your Galaxy S shuffled that last mortal coil! May it rest in pieces. Sent you a pm with a "toomie" if you want to plant it in your Samsung Galaxy S's Plot #59. But what you have is justy as cool!

 

[Rico ANDROID]

My trusty ole side kick, my right hand man, yes.. me old T.E.D.-4 is about seen the best of its data and about to make that 'last call home'..........

Arrangements are being made now in Cellphone SIMetery.....

T.E.D. is a SIMdonor so, his memory and content shall live on in an upgrade which has become available this month. Looks like the Galaxy Note2 will be his successor (T.E.D.-5)

Please join in the memorial services once T.E.D.-4 has crossed that great digital divide!!

 

[Rico ANDROID]

...hi mike, oh its such a sad time....got the news from the docs.....theyve asked me to consider "pulling the sim card and cutting off all sdcard support on my T.E.D.......said not more can be done...

This is the fourth Dell Streak I've "planted"....my sim, i mean, "soul" is growing weary..........

 

[NightHawk877]

My Captivate died. I was charging it through the wall when an electrical short claimed it. It will be missed.

Samsung Captivate the second: June 2011 - February 24, 2013. You have served me well old friend.

My Blackberry escaped from Hell, but was no match to my bowling ball. I have sent my three headed dog to keep it there.

 

[opalfrog]

My HTC enV touch died of alcohol poisoning. I had my phone and a fifth of whiskey I just bought in the same bag and dropped it. The bottle broke and soaked the phone. After it finally dried out it held on for about 2 weeks before I finally had to put it down.

My BF

 

[Rico ANDROID]

My Captivate died. I was charging it through the wall when an electrical short claimed it. It will be missed.

Samsung Captivate the second: June 2011 - February 24, 2013. You have served me well old friend.

My Blackberry escaped from Hell, but was no match to my bowling ball. I have sent my three headed dog to keep it there.

Sorry to hear of your most recent loss. Wow, today! That must have been a (cough)..."shocker". Cellphone SIMetery is providing a complimentary lot to show their support in your hour of need. (Lot #67 in The Electrified Garden).

....(....now about that blackberry.....well, uh....thats a different location in Cellphone Simetery...)

 

[Rico ANDROID]

My HTC enV touch died of alcohol poisoning. I had my phone and a fifth of whiskey I just bought in the same bag and dropped it. The bottle broke and soaked the phone. After it finally dried out it held on for about 2 weeks before I finally had to put it down.

My BF

 

[NightHawk877]

Rico, my Captivate was purchased June 27th. Still have the receipt. It's last charge was extra crispy as the outlet gave out. I blame Yeahha er I mean a cheap electrician.

P.S.

Where is the toomie for my HTC HD2 that died a horrible death in the garbage disposal?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Rico, my Captivate was purchased June 27th. Still have the receipt. It's last charge was extra crispy as the outlet gave out. I blame Yeahha er I mean a cheap electrician.

P.S.

Where is the toomie for my HTC HD2 that died a horrible death in the garbage disposal?

ROFL...that blame yeahha deserves a gravestone re-carve.... will have to do a rechizzle in the morning! Wow the HTC too? Ok wil have to see about a family plot for you

(Cellphones have some twisted demises inyour sim-family! Rofl!)

 

[Rico ANDROID]

My HTC enV touch died of alcohol poisoning. I had my phone and a fifth of whiskey I just bought in the same bag and dropped it. The bottle broke and soaked the phone. After it finally dried out it held on for about 2 weeks before I finally had to put it down.

My BF’s LG ally had a near death experience. When we got home from our walk he realized he lost his phone. We got in the truck and went back to where we thought he might have lost it. We pulled off to the side of the road and were looking around. It was dark out and I pointed to something in the road just up ahead. Instead of getting out and walking he decides to drive forward to where I was pointing. He opens the door, looks down, and there was his phone that he just ran over with the front tire. The battery was slightly warped but after 15 minutes of messing with it the phone actually worked. It lasted about 5 months before it finally succumbed to internal injuries (texting no longer worked). Its spirit (old battery) lives on in the replacement.

ANDROID FORUMS
CELLPHONE SIMETERY
IN MEMORY OF

"CELLPHONE SIMETERY wishes to extend their deepest symphony, oops, sympathies and condolences
To the Opalfrog Family in memory of their dearly departed beloved

H T C. enV

Which device by now is sauced and well-pickled, i mean, embalmed in Jack Daniels
Over on the ......."other side"...

May the fond memories of yesterday , even if for only two weeks, bring a smile to your hearts and
fill your shot glasses with happiness!​

..Regarding the LG Ally "Close Call".....
[Hide]

......nuff said...
[/spoiler]

Toomies coming soon for both the HTC enV and the LG Ally.....

 

[opalfrog]

ANDROID FORUMS​

CELLPHONE SIMETERY
IN MEMORY OF​

"CELLPHONE SIMETERY wishes to extend their deepest symphony, oops, sympathies and condolences
To the Opalfrog Family in memory of their dearly departed beloved​

H T C. enV​

Which device by now is sauced and well-pickled, i mean, embalmed in Jack Daniels
Over on the ......."other side"...​

May the fond memories of yesterday , even if for only two weeks, bring a smile to your hearts and
fill your shot glasses with happiness!​

..Regarding the LG Ally "Close Call".....
[Hide]

......nuff said...
[/Hide]

Toomies coming soon for both the HTC enV and the LG Ally.....

lol That made my day.
It definitely helps with the closer process when you can give your loved ones a proper goodbye.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

AHHH yes, The Garden Of St J

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Arrangements being made

In the final resting place for the remaining pieces of

Nighthawk877's HTC

which met a horrendous demise after trying to be independent
and running away from the loving hands of NH877
.....and jumped right into the food disposal.​

[Hide]
(Said in a very deep Lurch/mortitian creepy bass tone)...."Uh, Nighthawk if you would follow me please , this way down to the damp basement to my office behind "the prep room", we have some important forms for you to fill out like the purchase and chopped date of your renegade, i mean, dear htc device.....and if youd like a special message on the toomie.....we have a nice plot already prepared for you to visit your android anytime you are in android forums....its called 'The Garden Of Eternally Blame Yeahha'......"

Whew it hurts to speak that low and bassy!
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[Torn Prince]

My old blue Siemens phone was the worst phone I've ever owned and I was jumping for joy when it finally broke completely went to hell via wifi. I lost the aerial once so I stuck tinfoil in it and it workedlike a dream. This was many years ago though. Goodbye you will truely not be missed.