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CELL PHONE SIMETERY (Lay Your Dead Cellphones to Rest Here)

Do You Have Departed Cell Phone Resting In Pieces Here ?

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rabidhunter said:
My Pantech Breakout is now resting in pieces. It died and I broke it.
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Dearet @Rabid Rabbit Hunter

OUR Condolences To You And Yours

We have The PERFECT SPOT For your

PANTECH BROKEBACK...oops....BREAKOUT

A Representative from C.P.S. will be in touch

With the Arrangements!

Meantime, please show your condolences to

The Reveling Recenant Ghost in His Hour Of Need...​
 
Today, I say goodbye to an old friend. His model number was Optimus. V. He lived a good life of flashing...from Android 2.2 to even 4.2.2. He stored all of my messages. Calls even. Back when 3G was ok. Right now, he's lost his mind. Bootlooping into CWM recovery. Project codename "retiredjellybean", may you live in piece.
This V is currently living next to my Samsung Galaxy S. Sigh... If only 4 years didn't pass by so fast.
October 30th, 2009 - October 22nd, 2013
 
rabidhunter said:
My Pantech Breakout is now resting in pieces. It died and I broke it.
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CELL PHONE SIM-ETERY IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
(..oops...)
SORROWED, yes, SORROWED TO ANNOUNCE

THE SERVICES FOR

RABIDHUNTER AND HIS FAMILY

IN MEMORY OF HIS BELOVED

PANTECH BREAKOUT!

"GOES TO SHOW, CATCH'N A SOCIAL-MEDIA BREAKOUT
CAN BE DEADLY"

("Please! Have Yourselves "CHECKED")

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eduardog131 said:
Today, I say goodbye to an old friend. His model number was Optimus. V. He lived a good life of flashing...from Android 2.2 to even 4.2.2. He stored all of my messages. Calls even. Back when 3G was ok. Right now, he's lost his mind. Bootlooping into CWM recovery. Project codename "retiredjellybean", may you live in piece.
This V is currently living next to my Samsung Galaxy S. Sigh... If only 4 years didn't pass by so fast.
October 30th, 2009 - October 22nd, 2013
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LAWWWWWD I thought your post said "BOOTY-LOOPING"! WHEW! ok I gotta think about this one!

CELL PHONE SIM-ETERY IS

HAVING GREEN EGGS AND HAM TONIGHT

TO CELEBRATE THE PASSING OF

- EDUARDOG131 -

OPTIMUS V
(Of The 3G Generation)

HE LIVED ON THE FAST SIDE OF THE TRACKS

FLASHING EVERY CHANCE HE GOT!

IT TOO, CAUGHT UP WITH HIS ASS

("Goes to Show....Do Yo' Bidness Behind Closed Doors")

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CELL PHONE SIM-ETERY

ANNOUNCES SERVICES FOR

RICO ANDROID'S
BELOVED

GALACTICUS - NOTUS-II
(AKA t.e.d.5)

HE WAS THEEVED BY A LOWLIFE THEEVER

AND THUGGED BY A WASTE OF LIFE THUGGER

SERVICES OCTOBER 23, 2013
iN THE TEMPLE OF UNLIMITED DATA!

("Why You Had To Go So SOOOON, my wingman!...WHY")

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Thank you for signing my t.e.d.5's Guestbook, EaelyMon..I is so heartstrikken with greef!
 
NightHawk877 said:
My Galaxy Player went into the drink a few months ago. I miss it, but my Galaxy S 3 works just as good for music.
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Dearest @nighthawk877: we are sorry to hear of your recent loss.
We are sure your Galaxy Player was a good and reliable companion!
I am sure his in a "happy place" now and would want you to be happy for him.

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Since your androdial family was laid to rest in pieces here in Cell Phone SIMetery in the past,
your fees shall be waivered and we shall begin preparing the plot
next to your other beloved devices that has bit their last byte!​
 
Sending our binaries out to Sister @amarie82 - hoping her trusty android's wi-fi has a "speedy" recovery.... May The XDA-Hospital And Research Development Center provide the needed treatments to pull her wingman (wingandroid) thru the critical data-hours.........

Let Your Fingers Do The Walking and Reach Out And Touch Us Here In Cellphone Simetery should the need arize for that 'transition' services we all must 'interface' when our androdian sidekicks bite that last byte or when that Sweet Throttling Chariot Swang's Lowwww - uh comin' To Carrier It Home!"

Sincerely - Alexander SimGraham Bellus! chief caretaker at CPS!
 
Rico ANDROID said:
Sending our binaries out to Sister @amarie82 - hoping her trusty android's wi-fi has a "speedy" recovery.... May The XDA-Hospital And Research Development Center provide the needed treatments to pull her wingman (wingandroid) thru the critical data-hours.........

Let Your Fingers Do The Walking and Reach Out And Touch Us Here In Cellphone Simetery should the need arize for that 'transition' services we all must 'interface' when our androdian sidekicks bite that last byte or when that Sweet Throttling Chariot Swang's Lowwww - uh comin' To Carrier It Home!"

Sincerely - Alexander SimGraham Bellus! chief caretaker at CPS!
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Looks like there are couple WiFi bugs on lollipop! They haven't found a fix yet so I will keep checking back! ROFL thank u Mr caretaker
 
Those are encouraging words, my child....we shall keep the portch light burning and the earth-covers rolled back in that nice little plot we have reserved.....
 
Rico ANDROID said:
Those are encouraging words, my child....we shall keep the portch light burning and the earth-covers rolled back in that nice little plot we have reserved.....
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I'm not giving up hope yet! Me n my nexus have been thru so much together! ROFL but if it fails on me I know exactly where to take it!
 
amarie82 said:
I'm not giving up hope yet! Me n my nexus have been thru so much together! ROFL but if it fails on me I know exactly where to take it!
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wellll...uh......we will wait up, in the parlor.......the "stonesman " is offering sspecial this week. sOOOoooo, if we can help that wifi meet its SIM-maker......


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Rico ANDROID said:
wellll...uh......we will wait up, in the parlor.......the "stonesman " is offering sspecial this week. sOOOoooo, if we can help that wifi meet its SIM-maker......


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ROFL loving that little devil! We may just have to do that! Just in case let me get ready! ROFL
 

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amarie82 said:
ROFL loving that little devil! We may just have to do that! Just in case let me get ready! ROFL
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zuben el genub said:
The Vulcan's Nokia 6085. Bought the thing refurbished in 2007, it had been wet. It lasted until June 2014.
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LOL that "Lawwwd Hammercy" dawg and wig! you KNOW i am adding this to my collection!.

Deareat Zuben: Arrangments are under way for your beloved Vulcan Nokia 6085. A Toomie is on its way and services are being prepared in Cell Phone SIMeterys "Garden of The SeaMonkeys"
 
I Dont know, but this new format gettn to me. before i can comment, i have to keep manually removing all the quoted posts thats autofilled in thr reply field. even when i didnt click on the "quote" butt'n


Anyway, lol @anmarie thst "wig-cat' is a classic! Hey looks lime Zuben never seen't his "toomie" and plot!
 
Rico ANDROID said:
I Dont know, but this new format gettn to me. before i can comment, i have to keep manually removing all the quoted posts thats autofilled in thr reply field. even when i didnt click on the "quote" butt'n


Anyway, lol @anmarie thst "wig-cat' is a classic! Hey looks lime Zuben never seen't his "toomie" and plot!
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Yea it will take some time to get use to and get the kinks worked out! Glad you like I thought it was hilarious. I get bored and download them all the time lol
 
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