Certain rooters?

[parkerskouson]

hey. please tell me im not alone. Are there any other mormons on this site other than me? respond for fun

 

[Bob Maxey]

hey. please tell me im not alone. Are there any other mormons on this site other than me? respond for fun

Not me . . . but I live in Salt Lake City, where one cannot swing a dead giraffe without hitting a few.

 

[parkerskouson]

Not me . . . but I live in Salt Lake City, where one cannot swing a dead giraffe without hitting a few.

haha

 

[cmybliss]

hey. please tell me im not alone. Are there any other mormons on this site other than me? respond for fun

I was raised Mormon, went to seminary and everything. But haven't been to church in a good 20 years. I'm Jack these days.....or maybe Jill?

 

[zuben el genub]

When daughter was small, there were a lot of kids in the neighborhood. We had a Mormon family on one side, Seventh Day Adventist on the other, with the rest being Catholic or some form of Baptist. Along with the usual kids' allergies, the hardest thing to remember was who could eat what.

 

[Steven58]

Not me . . . but I live in Salt Lake City, where one cannot swing a dead giraffe without hitting a few.

Swing a giraffe? Why on Earth would you want to do that?

 

[dan330]

Not me . . . but I live in Salt Lake City, where one cannot swing a dead giraffe without hitting a few.

is that by the neck, leg, or tail?

 

[angldvl81]

Swing a giraffe? Why on Earth would you want to do that?

Why wouldn't you want to? Sounds fun!

 

[Frisco]

Why wouldn't you want to? Sounds fun!

And giraffes have craved being swung around for centuries.

Look how long their necks got.

 

[pastafarian]

Not me . . . but I live in Salt Lake City, where one cannot swing a dead giraffe without hitting a few.

And the next great sporting event was born.....

 

[B2L]

Not me . . . but I live in Salt Lake City, where one cannot swing a dead giraffe without hitting a few.

Once again Bob speaks the truth!

I was raised Mormon, went to seminary and everything. But haven't been to church in a good 20 years. I'm Jack these days.....or maybe Jill?

Basically the same exact story here. But it's more like, I was once Mormon, and am now an Atheist.

 

[BabyBlues]

And giraffes have craved being swung around for centuries.

Look how long their necks got.

So shouldn't we be able to get taller if someone swings us around?

 

[Frisco]

So shouldn't we be able to get taller if someone swings us around?

Well, in a way I guess..

...

Spoiler

 

[OfTheDamned]

I dated a Mormon girl once. You can imagine how well that went over.

 

[Frisco]

I dated a Mormon girl once. You can imagine how well that went over.

So did I, when I was in the Army. I guess she was a bit of a rebel in her family (and in town, and in the state of Utah ).

 

[cmybliss]

Once again Bob speaks the truth!



Basically the same exact story here. But it's more like, I was once Mormon, and am now an Atheist.

I'd call myself more of a Pagan these days. I hearken back to my Native American and Celtic roots.

As for the sport of swinging giraffes, if they've been dead too long that could get kinda messy.