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Come on guys!

Don't be a loser guys! :)

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Hehehehehe :D

looool "lucky" is a very relative word hey :D

Depends on the eyes of which you see through... never gonna get married that's for crazy people!

Don't get conned by the "shininess"

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Keep your head focused on career and taking over the world instead!

Women are a waste of time... better to focus on world domination :)

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Relationships just get in the way dan buddy don't listen to the lies and deceit!

They always get in the way... always always always always! Every. Single. Time. They. Just. Get. IN OUR WAY.

It's.
Not.
Rocket.
Science.

Some of us are just not geared towards suicidal tendencies like getting married. Some of us love world domination more than anything else and that's where I iz going! :)

They are just out to get our cash!!!!!

BEWARE OF THE SIRENS.... mark my words ye mortals!

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GAME OOOOOVEEEEERRRRR

(CONTINUE!?!? ADD 1000000000 BILLION COINS SUCKER!!!!)
 
Well if you get married you lose your freedom!


Women are such a waste of time when you could rather be taking over the world :)
 
maybe stinky swings... the other way!!
:P

but to tell you all the truth... I can see where Stinky is going.
how many times in my life.. I have made the "not so smart move" because of a woman. wasted time, money, and energy.. to get some tail.

each time afterwards.. I smack my forehead with my palm... and say "why?".
and each time.. I also realize if given the choice again.. I would do the same thing a million times over!

Women ... hot sexy women have a voodoo over me!

if there was an anti-Viagra pill... this would solve half of my problems!!!
 
Haha!

You see... so many women have wanted to go out with me before and since forever I can think of... because they say I am really funny cute blaaaah blaaaah blaaaah flap flap flap... even some girls who ALREADY have someone trying to have me wow crazy stuff! That makes my stomach CHURN....

But it's all a waste of time and resources!

... only if you can get lower taxes or incentives due to being "married" and both parties / individuals would agree that the only reason both would get married due to the conditions of the prenuptial agreement - would essentially be a business contract if both could get hammered less by taxes! :D

I have become a bit of a rich bastard lately... and hopefully at this rate I can become a TYCOON!!! MWHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!... I am loving it!

And I HATE TAXES..... I AM GETTING HIT F***ING HARD

HATE HATE HATE...

I HATE gubbermints and their frekaing insane selfish laws.... I want to destroy them all! I hate politicians so much .... however if there are certain laws and regulations that can help ease the pain... then I would only get "married" due to business reasons... if it would help dampen the insane blows......

This is the only reason I feel I would get married... not because I actually care and all assets would be owned by each party / individual and no shared resources...

People think I love politics - the truth is I hate them so much!!

"Silence is not golden... it's priceless!"

Also in SA you need to be outside of the country for more than 6 months to be completely free of taxes!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

But if I am offshore then I would maybe be forced to pay taxes there according to country's current legislation and regulations... I am loving life right now!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

I hate gubbermints... can't stand the ****ers... I hate anything that tries to STEAL my hard earned cash!!!!!!

DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY!!!

The reason why I want to hide myself is because I don't want to be known as much as before... I don't like the spotlight / sunshine.... it burns!

I like to hide in the shadows... so I never get caught!

If you shine so bright... the world will see you! They will see and ask you for things!

Fortune... not fame! There is a monumental difference!

The darkness... I love the darkness!

So hang out in the shadows to avoid all madness!

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I love it when it blurs... you can't stab what you can't see!

And women just get in the way of success... they just get in the way ek se!

You can't win if you don't focus on world domination :)

#don'tbeahater
#don'thatewhatyoudon'tunderstand
#iloveitwhenpeoplebegformercy
#stabfirstaskquestionslater
 
hate taxes?? don't get me started!!!

one that I reallllllyyyyyy hate.. is the inheritance tax in the USA.

1st you pay big taxes on earning the money..
2nd you pay big taxes on your money making money....
then if you can save a lot of money to give to your kid.
your kid gets hit will a big inheritance tax on the money you gave them!!!!
I don't get it... I have already paid tax on earning all that money.. why???????

that is Greedy Government!!!
 
YEAH!!!

They are SCUM

And so is wasting your time with girls either dan - it's just a bad idea!

Trust only money and success and nothing else :)

They are just out to destroy you!

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