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WOW

The STRESS IS HIGH TODAY FOR ME,,,,,,

i aint got no water let the mother .... yeah what ever it is just let it BURN


Yesss just let it burn.... burnnnnnn

 
Hey there bears. I've got a question about bears ... something to do with the woods ...

oh, now I remember ... If you are on a par 3 and there was a bear on the fairway, would you use a 3 or a 5 wood? ;)
 
lunatic59 said:
Hey there bears. I've got a question about bears ... something to do with the woods ...

oh, now I remember ... If you are on a par 3 and there was a bear on the fairway, would you use a 3 or a 5 wood? ;)
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I would use an Iron..... as in Shotgun :D I love them but i'm smart enough to know i'm NO match for him :o
 
Kaat72 said:
Hey Stinky, whaddup?
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You don't wanna know!

... :mad:

Only now do I see how bad stress can be...... :(

There was this guy at school (Jason) that was a freaking legendary Kung Fu master and he was small but built like freaking Goku from steriod pumping DBZ steroid balls but he had nothing to do with steroids but he was like Jet Li - also looked a hell of lot like him LOL now that I think about it. :D:D:D:D:D:D

XD

Anyway to save you 5 minutes of your life I was sitting there and so was Sifuso (isiZulu guy) and we see Jason come up right and he looks REALLY angry so we are like struggling not to laugh...

And boy he was not a happy guy and so we asked him why?

(This is going years back but I now have GREAT RESPECT for those of us that are SO STRESSED OUT OF OUR MINDS we struggle NOT TO GO SUPER SAIYAN...)

SO he says yesterday he got like 24 pages of writing for punishment and he doesn't even know why you dig pimp daddy?

SO he said on his way home walking from school yesterday (remember he is very very very angry from being punished for NOTHIN) right this (insert very bad words here) comes up to him and GRABS him on the collar (he small so maybe the idiot thought he would be an easy target you dig ek se?) and says "Whitie give me your phone!!!!'

SO LOL

This mugger tried to mug like freaking Bruce Lee SO LOL

Jason said he kicked his teeth he didn't care LOL!!!
XDXDXD

XD

LOL

And he stuffed the guy big because he was SO ANGRY LOL

XD

And then he said "AND BECAUSE OF THIS I STILL HAVE NOT DONE THE STUPID TOTALLY OFF THE PUNISHMENT"

LOL

He was soooooo stressed...... wow man.....

Sifuso and I we are just laughing tears we are laughing but I dunno if he found that funny and looking back today.... being so stressed out of mind right now..... I dont find it that funny.....

In fact..... I find it veyr hard to laugh at it because I am so stressed right now.

>:-(

anyway never mind my scary anger right now...

I should really watch this a lot.... I like this video very much actually.... I am already calming down all ready.

:-)

 
Stinky my friend...

:-)

After all we know each other more than any one else....

;-)

Gimmie hope Stinky!

:-D


:-)

(-;

;-)

:-D

SOUTH AFRICA GIMMIE HOPE!!!!

Why can't we all live as 1?

:-D

Let's go!

:-)

Before the morning comes....

:-)

Finally having a great day!

Phew!

xD
 
LOL what a legendary day with the little bastards

:-D

XD

loooooool!

I bought a cheaper than dirt sprinkler because it was like 5000000 billion degrees today and they went NUTS!

xD

looool they starting to absorb my stinky ways!

:D

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LOL

I am gonna show them this image tomorrow of what they remind me of!

:-D

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All the while listening to this song

:-)


lol i dig these little bastards!

:D

They know they got me wrapped around their fingers lol dang it me and my caring ways ... they are really growing on me :D

:D

And when it had been like 45 minutes of wasting half of China's water and I turned it off this is what they thought

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(Hey there I am the emperor in the background for turning off the water!

XD)

LOL

hahahaa!!


xD

LOL I was laughing so hard I was worried I was gonna wet my pants!

Awww yeah!

What a kick ass day

:-)
 
Personally, I don't think "polar vortex" is scary enough. I think it should be "polar holocaust" or "polar slow and excruciating plague of coldness". Maybe I should send my resume to the Weather Channel.
 
You can embed YouTube videos here. Just use the bit after the "=" in youtube tags like this

Code: 
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Comes out like this.

 
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