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creepy old man.. watchin through the window...
at the women bending and stretching and pulling and pushing.. heavy breathing

move over!!!









Hey that's the only way i can do it with out having to exercise myself...... don't judge me :D




but i am exercising in my mind .
 
Olympics ... why does winter happen every 2 years.. and summer happen every 4?

The corrupt judging competition happens every four years alternating between the global warming games and the polar vortex games offset by two years each.
 
The legend has spoken!

The legend LIVES

xD

Run for yer little lives! :D

But remember to put a SMILE on your face!!!

>:-D

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ALL HEIL STINKY!!!

>:-(

xD

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Yeeeeaaaah BRUIZER!

:-D

I found this cap lying in the road smells like SUPER omega CONCENTRATED PEEEE but i LOVE me cap ek se!

:-D

Se ek het gese :D

I also listened to this song to remind me of the real shizer in life of where it's always at :)


wow you Americans drive so slooooooowly........

wow that video made me stop watching because they were moving like SNAILS

:-D

And THIS is my old man - dad impression!

xD

"DO NOTHING WITH YOUR LIFE"

:-D

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LOL

And I am told I look JUST like my crazy old man...

;-)

But that is where it ends!

>;-)
 
I actually have a legit question for the staff!!!:eek:

Am I allowed to add a link thingy as my signature? I see some people that have them ...anywhoo I wanted to know if I could do that for the rescue group I work with or even better ..greater good site..it's just a site that if you click on it they will donate 1 bowl of food for a shelter animal per click..one click per day per IP address...
if not that's k...:)
never hurts to ask...

oh yeah:rolleyes: and if I am allowed to ...um...how do I do that?:o:) please and thank you...
 
I actually have a legit question for the staff!!!:eek:

Am I allowed to add a link thingy as my signature? I see some people that have them ...anywhoo I wanted to know if I could do that for the rescue group I work with or even better ..greater good site..it's just a site that if you click on it they will donate 1 bowl of food for a shelter animal per click..one click per day per IP address...
if not that's k...:)
never hurts to ask...

oh yeah:rolleyes: and if I am allowed to ...um...how do I do that?:o:) please and thank you...

Yes you may. Go to http://androidforums.com/usercp.php and click on "edit signature" in the left hand column. :D
 
Don't listen to him!

It is a SCAM

He is waiting for you behind a corner with chlorophyll to knock ye out like ye old faithful!

There be demons in there!

For in this valley there be many shadows and plastic bag things flying around!!!!

DON'T DO IT

D:

I can't look!

>.<
 
I actually have a legit question for the staff!!!:eek:

Am I allowed to add a link thingy as my signature? I see some people that have them ...anywhoo I wanted to know if I could do that for the rescue group I work with or even better ..greater good site..it's just a site that if you click on it they will donate 1 bowl of food for a shelter animal per click..one click per day per IP address...
if not that's k...:)
never hurts to ask...

oh yeah:rolleyes: and if I am allowed to ...um...how do I do that?:o:) please and thank you...









set one up for your minions to, they also need feeding :)
 
I actually have a legit question for the staff!!!:eek:

Am I allowed to add a link thingy as my signature? I see some people that have them ...anywhoo I wanted to know if I could do that for the rescue group I work with or even better ..greater good site..it's just a site that if you click on it they will donate 1 bowl of food for a shelter animal per click..one click per day per IP address...
if not that's k...:)
never hurts to ask...

oh yeah:rolleyes: and if I am allowed to ...um...how do I do that?:o:) please and thank you...
+1
Yes you may. Go to http://androidforums.com/usercp.php and click on "edit signature" in the left hand column. :D

+100

Huh, if you remember a few months back a lot of folks around here had a pink banner for a breast cancer walk donation. That's what signatures are for. Once you are an established member, you can use a signature to link to things important to you. There are some limitations, but I don't think you have anything to worry about.
 
Over the years I've helped a lot of people.

I've been offered donations (that I've turned down), have been asked to write Android books on a number of occasions, and the biggest request by far has been people asking me to write an app - either because they wanted an app from me or as a sneaky way to donate.

After all of these years, I am changing my policy and not only accepting but soliciting donations.

If I only get $1,000,000 from each of 100 people, that will be enough (with careful budgeting) to launch my new line of apps, beginning with -

Photoshoot from EarlyMon's $100,000,000 Vacation, Part 1

The idea is just so down home simple that I can't figure out how I didn't think of it before.

And really - I only need help from a hundred people. :)

PS - I almost forgot - yes, I will accept donations over the $1,000,000 minimum.
 
Over the years I've helped a lot of people.

I've been offered donations (that I've turned down), have been asked to write Android books on a number of occasions, and the biggest request by far has been people asking me to write an app - either because they wanted an app from me or as a sneaky way to donate.

After all of these years, I am changing my policy and not only accepting but soliciting donations.

If I only get $1,000,000 from each of 100 people, that will be enough (with careful budgeting) to launch my new line of apps, beginning with -

Photoshoot from EarlyMon's $100,000,000 Vacation, Part 1

The idea is just so down home simple that I can't figure out how I didn't think of it before.

And really - I only need help from a hundred people. :)

PS - I almost forgot - yes, I will accept donations over the $1,000,000 minimum.

I'm his agent and I'm happy with taking only 1% of that.:p:rofl:
 
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