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I know that this may come as a shock :rolleyes:
But I was a handful growing up! especially teenage years


Thank goodness it skips generations!
 
Bearsyzf said:
The creation of the HUH :evil:
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From the Book of Dan 3:26-47

And lo the Angel of the Lord spake unto
the shepherds minding their flocks.
And he said unto them to behold
something something something.

And they did respond "huh?"
And the Lord heard their cry and
said, "Sure, why not?"
Such was the ninth day of creation.

And the Lord looked down and saw that
all was good except the clowns
which were placed upon the land
by satan to creep everyone out.

Amen.
 
lunatic59 said:
From the Book of Dan 3:26-47

And lo the Angel of the Lord spake unto
the shepherds minding their flocks.
And he said unto them to behold
something something something.

And they did respond "huh?"
And the Lord heard their cry and
said, "Sure, why not?"
Such was the ninth day of creation.

And the Lord looked down and saw that
all was good except the clowns
which were placed upon the land
by satan to creep everyone out.

Amen.
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I just wanted to point out that the original Eastern Orthodoxy text reads at the end -

And the Lord looked down and saw that
all was good especially the clowns
which were placed upon the land
for everyone to creep satan out.

It
 
lunatic59 said:
Most scholars agree that the original translations of the Eastern texts were done incorrectly. By using comparisons from the dead sea scrolls and the script from the first season of Beavis and Butthead, they have determined that the Aramaic word for "clown" is phonetically identical to the word "satan" and coincidentally is also Greek for "Unicorn". Hence the confusion.

I believe a papal bull of 1403 answered the question ultimately that clowns are in league with the devil.

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Please note the phrase "illuminati satanus est bozo" and I think we can conclude that the original Eastern sects were satanic clown worshipers.
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I can't believe that you trotted out this old chestnut as proof.

"Illuminati satanus est bozo" is plagued with the same problem as Caesar's supposedly saying "Alea iacta est" (English: "The die has been cast").

In fact, if you look at that, it's conjugated incorrectly because while educated sources today use Latin, in Caesar's time Latin was to them what English is to us and what Julius actually said was, "λληνιστ πρ ς το ς παρόντας κβοήσας" - in Greek, and then translated into broken Latin later on.

The exact same thing happened with the Papal Bull because they didn't have talk radio in 1405, so they lampooned the Eastern Orthodoxy with that silly Romanization of, "Είναι διαφωτιστική για να δείτε ότι ο διάβολος φοβάται κλόουν" whose English meaning is obviously, "It's enlightening to see that the devil fears clowns" - which in Latin would obviously be "Illuminati satanus esto populii klovus et Bozantum" - or here's what the Byzantines said about clowns.

The juxtaposition of Bozantum and klovus into Bozo was an obvious rib-splitter back then and they probably laughed over wine all night long, just cracking themselves up.

And that's really where the name Bozo comes from, because that was preserved by the Romanians as the same sort of slap against the Papal Bull as our Yankee Doodle Dandy was against the British making fun of us.

The meme is endearing and Teflon coated when you stop to think that the Romanians were Eastern Orthodox despite their Romanesque name.

Because that right there is some serious clowning, I don't care who you are.

So, while interesting, we both you know that you simply phoned that one in hoping that I wouldn't notice, but, what you did there - I saw it.
 
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