Convince me into not returning the phone

[bxtzd3]

i would like a phone that shoots lasers. when is that one coming out?

 

[tehsusenoh]

i would like a phone that shoots lasers. when is that one coming out?

I don't know, I'm not a neutrino.

 

[destes37]

Take it back, who cares? I love my Bionic

 

[Steven58]

In the interest of peace and postive sharing, I am leaning toward closing this thread as it really has degraded into a place of not being positive. If anyone has any objections, my decisions are never set in cement. Please PM me and we can discuss the merits and conditions for opening it back up. Thanks guys! Enjoy this wonderful/sweet phone!

PS: I saw it in the store..wwwwow!