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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted you can now do a backflip but that is the only way you can move around no more walking for you

I wish I knew the ultimate question to the ultimate answer "42"
(Any Hitchiker Guide fans want to speak up;))
 
Wish granted, you are made a mod, you post I win in every forum game thread then close the threads, Phases then bans you.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
 
Wish granted but then your phone can't hold onto the 4G signal, nor can it's replacement or the one after that or the one after that or...

I wish I could remember what I was about to wish for
 
Wish granted, however you also remembered you have Alzheimer's and can't remember anything else.

I wish I didn't have to answer the phone at work anymore.
 
Herodroid said:
Wish granted, however you also remembered you have Alzheimer's and can't remember anything else.

I wish I didn't have to answer the phone at work anymore.
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Wish granted but your company changes their policy to be more one on one and you now have to deal with these people in person...


I wish.......................I had a better wish than wishing for more wishes.
 
Wish granted, however it can never be wished upon since you already wasted your wish wishing for a better wish.

I wish I knew what I was just talking about.
 
granted but you can only speak in a rare chinese dialect and cannot convey any thoughts with anyone close to you.


i wish girls just wore their bras and underwear on tuesdays.
 
granted but you are in a coma only on tuesdays

I wish I had a lobster dinner in front of me right now.
 
Wish granted however you develop a severe allergic reaction to lobster, your throat swells shut and you die :D

I wish I could change a previous wish...
 
Granted but you are so excited that you scream out "F*** me!" and a dog comes out of the bushes and you are inexplicably paralyzed while he loves you.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.
 
Wish granted but your invisibility is glitchy and you will randomly become visible again, now to remind you your clothing does not become invisible when you do...

I wish there was a virus that rendered all iOS devices bricks
 
Granted but you wake up with your male member running iOS.

I wish I could fly like Superman.
 
granted. but since you aren't invincible like superman flying through rain still stings, hitting birds will break your nose, ie fabio, and high altitudes freeze you to death.


i wish i found a 5 ton boulder of pure gold in my back yard.
 
Granted but the whole town sees it, mobs your house, and you get killed in a stampede.

I wish I crapped 20 dollar bills.
 
granted but you're soon arrested for counterfeiting and in prison you are nicknamed "ATM" and become very "popular" in the showers.

i wish i had a threesome with scarlett johansson & jessica biel.
 
granted but those are the stage names for Walter Robbins and Jack Simpson, two celebrity look alike trannies operating out of a strip club in Bucktown.

I wish I could make people think what I wanted them to think, but only whenever I wanted.
 
Granted but your mom comes to visit you every day.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and always be healthy no matter what.
 
granted but everytime you swallow food you immediately throw up 5x more than what you just swallowed.


i wish we had 3 day work weeks but still made the same amount of money.
 
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