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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

granted. you can now read 500 words per second but cannot remember what you read.


i wish my droid x could take x-ray pictures.
 
Wish granted, but the mod you had to do causes radiation to pour from the DX each time you take an x-ray, you develop several forms of cancer.

I wish I could spell without spell check.
 
Granted but then your shop goes out of business after being sued by someone who was offended by what you were listening to when they were in it.

I wish I had 20/20 vision
 
granted. your vision is now 20/20 but your hearing takes an 80% plummet.

i wish i was impervious to pain like superman.
 
Granted but you still get injured like a normal person, shortly after your first stunt you bleed out a die.

I wish George Lucas had been a deaf mute quadraplegic at birth.
 
Granted but Alan Thompson, the real writer of Star Wars, puts his own, original, Non-Lucas tampered vision on the screen and the Ewoks are in all three movies and Darth Vader lives at the end.

I wish I could snap my fingers and have a sack full of hundred dollar bills appear in front of me whenever I wanted.
 
Granted, but you're on a deserted island with no way to get off and the money is useless.

I wish I had an iPad, Playbook and Touchpad in addition to my Transformer.
 
Granted but they are all bricks and have broken screens.

I wish I had a phone running ice cream sandwich right now.
 
Wish granted, however you thought it was a real ice cream sandwich and bit into it and broke 3 teeth and ruined the phone.

I wish everyone realized that Obama sucks and would vote him out of office.
 
Wish granted, China sees that there is too much internal unrest within the US and decides to invade, now we are some screwed up form of Communist, Bush Jr makes one last statement before he is executed "The terrorist won"

I wish CNN would stop all the programming about Amanda Knox
 
Granted but now they introduce a new, 24/7 program of watching paint dry and that's the only channel your tv gets.

I wish I had a plate full of Teriyaki Buffalo Wild Wings in front of me right now.
 
Granted but now you have genital warts.

I wish I could have a horse.
 
Granted the horse is one of those miniture blind seeing horses...and it is dead.

I wish I could trade my genital warts for genital herpes
 
Granted but so does your mother, and now whenever people see you and her, they wonder. . .

I wish I had a jetpack that was safe and fully functional.
 
highjakker said:
granted but it weighs about 1,500 pounds.


i wish i had batman's utility belt.
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Granted but you have to give up all your possessions to get it so you look rather crazy walking around naked with batmans utility belt around your waist and you are arrested and put in the loony bin forever

IOWA said:
Wish granted but now you dont have anything to give her.

I wish someone would grant my wish.
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Granted but you are very disappointed with the outcome and wish you could change it however when it is changed it is a let down yet again, after 3854 times of going thru with this process you decide to give up and and go trade that batman's utility belt you have lying around with some random person in exchange for all their worldly property, only to find out all of the property you now possess was reported stolen then you are arrested and go to jail where you are made someone's girlfriend then killed after a brawl in the cafeteria.


HanSolo said:
I wish I had a time machine that I could use whenever I wanted.
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Granted and you used to to post while I was typing so you are banned from life

I wish I had something better to do with my time than play forum games
 
granted. go outside and arrange the rocks in the quarry by size and color.


i wish yeahha would just grant one wish at a time.
 
highjakker said:
granted. go outside and arrange the rocks in the quarry by size and color.


i wish yeahha would just grant one wish at a time.
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Granted. You now must grant a wish every second of the day, one at a time.

I wish for infinite wishes.
 
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