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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

granted. every time a toilet flushes without being used your decanter fills with that water.


i wish for every sheet of 20, 50 and 100 dollar bills printed by any US mint i would get 1 bill from each sheet.
 
Wish granted :)

but due to the economic collapse all your dollars become WORTHLESS :D

I wish I was as powerful as Super Man! :)
 
granted. you have all his strength but none of his invincibility so picking up heavy objects may tend to snap bones and rip tendons.


i wish i could read anyones mind.
 
Hahaha!

xD

Granted but you go mentally insane from not being able to cut out your thoughts from others and keep hearing thoughts and you end killing yourself by jumping off the Taipei 101 skyscraper :)

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I wish I could talk to doggys cause I love my dog Jessie the pork chop sooo much :D
 
:D :D :D

Wish Granted!! :D

But because Jessie is the most awesomest dog in the world, you get jealous and try to kill her and go to jail for it!

:D

I wish for a nice chocolate milk shake!

(P.S. Highjakker I will upload a picture of Jessie the Pork Chop just for you dude ;) )

Brb! :)
 
granted. you have the most frothy, chocolaty, smooth chocolate shake ever made and just as you're about to pick it up and take a nice long pull from it...a big bird flies overhead and poos right into it!


i wish stinky hadn't of insisted on drinking that extra chocolate shake.
 
Wish granted but then your previous post doesn't make sense and you get banned for screwing up forum games.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
 
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Wish granted but then your previous post doesn't make sense and you get banned for screwing up forum games.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
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Granted but now you can never eat again.

I wish for ice cream sandwich on a snapdragon s4 handset with lte/wimax/cdma and and battery never runs out of power and that the status of this phone is that it makes all of my previous and future wishes uncorruptable and no negative consequences may be a direct or indirect result of this wish with negative being defined as soley at my discretion.
 
Wish granted, you get struck by lightning shortly after getting the phone, as no result of you having the phone or making that wish sometimes these things just happen, the phone is fried and you have to make an insurance claim, you make the claim but you had a one-of-a-kind phone so the insurance company gives you something comperable of their choice, you are now holding your brand new iPhone 4S.

I wish all the apple vs android manufacturer lawsuits were thrown out and they did away with the software patent BS as it is currently due to it only being used as tool to prevent competition.
 
wish granted. now everyone has an idroid.


i wish me and my family were exempt from all bills such as cell phone, electric, health insurance, car insurance yet we still benefited from each one as we do now.
 
You move your entire family to a communist state.

I wish my kids (ages 2 and 4) could speak as well as a normal adult.
 
granted. the genie thought you meant world pees and now we are all aflood with the yucky urine from around the world.

i wish i owned a top tier strip club.
 
Granted but the strippers are guys and you have to watch every performance sitting front row and wearing no clothes.

I wish I could be a starting NFL quarterback better than Aaron Rodgers who was very good looking, very rich, 22 years old, mature, and was guaranteed a 25 year career with a salary of 40 million dollars a year, and guaranteed to live as long as I wanted in perfect health.
 
granted. you have an ex-wife in every city you play in and each has 3 kids costing you an annual alimony payment of $39.5 million and you have to resort to promoting viagra to pay the IRS its taxes that you haven't paid due to your alimony payments. oh, did i mention you also fronted a dog fighting ring???


i wish i were hung like john holmes was.
 
Wish granted, but the skipper walked in and cold clocked mary ann for making a move on his man

I wish I hadn't just thought of that ^
 
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