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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted, but they were wiped out by those already prepared for war.


I wish my neighbor would rake my leaves.
 
Wish granted it allows you to progress forward in time at the rate of 1:1


I wish there were football games on all week long not just a few days of the week.
 
lol :)

Wish be granted bruizer :D

HOWEVER!!!

xD

Because you have an IQ of -51 you don't know how to turn the TV on hell scratch that you don't even know what a TV is and them miss all of them soccer games.

I wish I smelled beautiful!

xD
 
Wish Granted . You still dont get the Ring .Preciousssssss

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I wish the next poster gets his wish granted without any corruption .
 
wish granted...i am mod long enough to post this and tell you that YOU CANNOT LOCK A THREAD!!

i wish yeahha didn't have to wear a depends diaper when he went to sleep.
 
Wish granted but now you have to wash my sheets each morning.

I wish whatever device I am posting on would correct grammar mistakes
 
granted. now each time a device corrects any mistake for you an automated hand will pop out of it and slap you on your forehead...HARD!


i wish i could invent a "slap you in the forehead" app that people will download by their own free choice.
 
Wish granted .It comes with a bug however .Every time a person install the app ,it slaps YOU

I wish for a chocolate ice cream
 
granted! you now have a chocolate ice cream which is waiting for you in siberia.


i wish lindsey lohan would just go to jail and stay there!
 
Wish granted she goes to jail and they make a reality show about it, now you hear more about her than before.

I wish I had an app that dispensed beer on command, but I only have to buy the app once and then get unlimited beer.
 
granted. you have steak every day. it is the perfect cut of your choice, t-bone, filet, porter house, prime rib, cooked the way you want it but immediately after you eat the first bite you will have explosive diarrhea for the next 23 hours. bon apetit!

i wish i owned the most popular chain of restaurants in the world.
 
Granted you own the most poplar chain of restaurants in the world, too bad you decided to skimp on what you are paying for the ingredients so now after a massive worldwide food posioning outbreak thanks to your enterprise giving people explosive diarrehea for 23 hours you find yourself in court for the next few years and broke once that is done.

I wish I had an LLC
 
granted. but unfortunately for you genie doesn't know what kind of LLC so he gives you a Lazy Leg Complex.


i wish my boss would yell at his son too.
 
Wish granted your boss yells at his son but then dies of a stroke and his son becomes your boss who promptly takes out his issues on you.

I wish my kids would sleep later so I could sleep later as well
 
Granted but they decide to sleep only in day school .You also seemingly sleep in your office and you are shifted to night shift which you never wanted . Your kids then come with you to your workplace and make a mess so the boss raises your work hours to 24 hours a day ,you gain insomnia and soon go crazy .

I wish my wish gets corrupted .
 
Wish granted I corrupted your wish so hard that I got a PM from a mod who said I had to edit my post or I would get banned

I wish my post was true
 
Wish granted but first I embezzle all of the assets to pay back the rain dance cult

I wish I remembered to make a wish
 
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