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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted you now have a thunderbolt, but it is stuck on MR1 with random reboots. (Yeah I hate sense so rooting was the only viable option for my bolt)

I wish Steve Jobs hadn't had died and stolen all the news coming from the lackluster iPhone announcement while delaying the nexus prime announcement.
 
Okay... zoom over my head. I wouldn't wish anyone dead, including sj. As for the rest, granted but now you have my pos Ascend.

I wish Joe Dirt didn't hit so close to home...ha
 
Wish Granted :)

But you become a crack addict and fly right into an aeroplane's engine and get diced into a gazzilion pieces!

I wish i did not stink like a massive sack of doggy dog poop :)
 
Wish granted, but your flint is missing and you are out of lighter fluid.

I wish I could turn slightly translucent at will
 
Wish granted, however you have developed alzheimer's disease and don't remember you have the ability to turn slightly translucent.

I wish I had a 2011 Honda Gold Wing.
 
You get this one
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I wish I had a beer right now
 
Granted, but you are a major drinking lightweight and get completely mashed, and end up getting hit by a freight train :)

I wish none of my wishes were corruptable :)
 
granted. your wish gets turned into a fish.


i wish i could run as fast as the Flash and be able to control my speeds and my body could withstand the forces put upon it by my new found ability.
 
Granted! You are incredibly fast and control everything except direction so you can only do things in reverse. So now you can't see where you are going.

I wish I could win the main event in the World Series of Poker.
 
Granted, but when you a awarded the money it comes in the form of a 10 Ton safe crashing on you through the ceiling.
I wish I were one of the people at the same table, grabbing heaps of cash hand over fist from the dismantled safe.
 
granted but you are seized by armed security guards and beaten down and get each of your fingers broken one by one before being arrested and sent to jail.


i wish i had an ounce of gold for every phone call i will answer here at work today.
 
highjakker said:
granted but you are seized by armed security guards and beaten down and get each of your fingers broken one by one before being arrested and sent to jail.


i wish i had an ounce of gold for every phone call i will answer here at work today.
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Wish granted! :)

But you lose your job for being such a douche bag and because of this ya get no more gold for your phone calls at work :)

I wish I wasn't such a douche!
 
Wish granted, but sometimes even reality is stronger than a wish... so even though you wish you weren't a douche, you still are... it's irreversible.

I wish Tile Spin had a million downloads.
 
Wish granted 1,000,000 downloads and 1,000,000 bad market comments. Still better than the 500,000 downloads of tile spin 2 and 750,000 refunds with Google not getting back to you about how there can be more refunds than purchases.

I wish kids shows that broke the 4th wall didn't exist
 
Wish granted, but all cartoon characters that broke the 4th wall get enraged at their non-existence and manifest themselves in your nightmares as blood-thirsy horse-eaters.

I wish Yeahha didn't make a wish that forced me to research its meaning just so I could corrupt it.
 
Wish granted bruizer! :)

But before you can use your new "awesome" powers you get a struck by 1 of them lightning bolts and just peg off like a dead roach.

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I wish I could controll the weather!
 
Wish granted but in order to control the weather it takes 24 hours of meditation and your control only lasts for about 13 seconds after which you need to sleep for the next 3 days.

I wish I didn't have asthma.
 
granted. you no longer have asthma and can breath clear and free but you are now paralyzed from the shoulders down. good thing you can breathe well enough to control that fancy new wheel chair!


i wish i could hold my breath for 3 hours.
 
Wish granted but you forgot to keep an eye on the clock so after holding it for 3 hours and 1 second you die.

I wish I could convince people I am the physical manifestation of God.
 
Granted but all people are now atheists so they hate you .

I wish people would prepare for peace rather than for war .
 
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