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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

IOWA said:
Granted. You now must grant a wish every second of the day, one at a time.

I wish for infinite wishes.
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Granted, But you have to use them all by the Close of business today, otherwise they won't come true.

I wish my new born baby would sleep through the night.
 
granted but now you live in the north of alaska where it's only night for a few hours a week.


i wish every hot girl in my county would stop by to flash me every day.
 
highjakker said:
granted but now you live in the north of alaska where it's only night for a few hours a week.


i wish every hot girl in my county would stop by to flash me every day.
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Granted, But you'll go blind before it happens.

I wish I had a bigger truck.
 
granted. you have a truck jacked up like the mighty Bigfoot! but it only has a little 4 cylinder and only gets 7.8 mpg.


i wish i got 3% of all viagra sales past and present.
 
Granted, but viagra then gets sued for patent infringement by Apple and you lose all your money.

I wish the phandroid app would display more than 20 posts at once
 
Yeahha said:
Granted, but viagra then gets sued for patent infringement by Apple and you lose all your money.

I wish the phandroid app would display more than 20 posts at once
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Granted, but now you dont have a device to use the phandroid app on.

I wish for world peace.
 
IOWA said:
I wish for world peace.
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Wish granted... but with out conflict, everything stays the same. Nothing changes. Everything because tired, old, and boring. You are not allowed to fight, argue, or even disagree with anyone. Every thought and action is controlled and regulated. Anyone that tries to change the world, will be mentally sterilized, forced to be nothing but drones.


I wish to have absolute control over everything and every entity, not complete control, everything still functions with out my input, but absolute control, final decision over the outcome, for 1,000 years.
 
RiverOfIce said:
Wish granted... but with out conflict, everything stays the same. Nothing changes. Everything because tired, old, and boring. You are not allowed to fight, argue, or even disagree with anyone. Every thought and action is controlled and regulated. Anyone that tries to change the world, will be mentally sterilized, forced to be nothing but drones.


I wish to have absolute control over everything and every entity, not complete control, everything still functions with out my input, but absolute control, final decision over the outcome, for 1,000 years.
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Wish granted however you go mentally insane and destroy the world with all that power you once had.

I wish for a Nintendo Wii(TM) !!! :D :D
 
Granted but you don't get the adapters to plug it into the wall or tv, no controllers, or the sensor for the controllers, someone put cheese in the slot for the discs.

I wish posts in forum games counted towards post count.
 
Yeahha said:
Granted but you don't get the adapters to plug it into the wall or tv, no controllers, or the sensor for the controllers, someone put cheese in the slot for the discs.

I wish posts in forum games counted towards post count.
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Granted, but now you've been banned for spamming.

I wish for gigabit FTTH.
 
Wish granted, (damn I don't want to corrupt this one) but it isn't compatible with your current setup so it is useless to you.

I wish I could get the "last post wins" thread locked with my post being last.
 
Hahaha!

Wish granted lol

But due to your hilarious nature you get banned for being a troll :)

Sorry I forgot to make a wish!

I wish for a grenade launcher!
 
Wish granted but instead of making junk food healthy it just made it the most healthy food everything else is now worse than junk food.

I wish I had a pencil that never needed to be sharpened
 
granted but you break your hands in 32 places.

I wish the Nexus Prime would release on Verizon this month with vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich and the best specs humanly possible, and the shape and form of the phone were the most appealing possible, and it lasted me for 100 years with no need or desire to ever upgrade.
 
There are many gods. Since you didn't specify which one, you are now the god of the idiots. You have unlimited power over those whose IQ is below 53.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time whenever I wanted to.
 
Wish Granted,

But because you have an IQ below 53 you are now under my command and I kill you for fun.

I wish HanSolo was blown up into a gazzillion pieces and never able to be put back again :D

xD
 
Wish granted but because you are the god of fools and an idoit Stinky you accidentally put HanSolo back together again! :D

I ish for a nice chocolate sunday
 
Granted, idiot, but the ice cream kind is called a sundaE, not a sundaY, so tomorrow you will drown in a tub full of chocolate syrup.

I wish I had a card that entitled me and anyone with me (limit 6) to free wings at Buffalo Wild Wings for life.
 
lol!! :D

Kuk funny :)

Wish granted... but because of your nasty scum like nature the owners of Buffalo Wild Wings or whatever they are called take it away from you for being such a trouble causer and scum bag.
 
HanSolo said:
granted but you break your hands in 32 places.

I wish the Nexus Prime would release on Verizon this month with vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich and the best specs humanly possible, and the shape and form of the phone were the most appealing possible, and it lasted me for 100 years with no need or desire to ever upgrade.
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Granted! But you can't afford it, and will never get one.

I wish I had a motorcycle.
 
Granted lol I forgot to make a wish last time sorry! :D

But you crash into a wall doing 320 km / h and die :)

I wish I was the richest man in the woooorld! :D
 
granted but you didn't specify which world. Your fantasy world in which you are cool will end this morning at 10 am. You will forever lose your self-confidence, feelings of self-worth, and any self esteem you ever possessed. You will walk the earth in an endless search for someone to make you feel whole again. You will sell your body to countless burly men in order to feel special, but you never will. Eventually, you will die with the full realization that you always were a loser and a fraud.

I wish I didn't have a cold.
 
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