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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Dark Jedi said:
Wish granted but she tells you its over.

I wish for world peace.
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Boy,that's a tough one.You're trying to end this game early,aren't you?!

Well enough then,wish granted,but,you've been relegated to spreading the message of peace eternally by riding around on a bicycle,clad in black slacks,white dress shirt w/ a black tie, FOREVER! YEAH,LDS!

I wish for a sex toy,specially suited for my avatar!
 
Granted but you have to bend over and spread them wide.


I wish no child was molested.
 
Wish granted but your son was molested before your wish was granted


I wish for a android avatar like kolio's but pink
 
Wish granted but your turned in to the pink android dude and Rosie uses you every night.

Wish apple was no more.
 
Dark Jedi said:
Wish granted but your turned in to the pink android dude and Rosie uses you every night.

Wish apple was no more.
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I thought we covered this wish once already(World Peace) LOL.

OK,wish granted,but,you'll have a never-ending line of former Apple Zombies @ your door, moaning 'Help Meeeeeeeeee',Dark Jedi !

I wish I could literally talk out of my ass,so people could better understand me.
 
Wish granted but you still spew $hit.

I wish gingerbread OTA would come out already.
 
wish granted......but the universal wish identifier screws up and gives you more wishes, but what you didn't realise is that Wishes is the name of a hermaphrodite stripper.

I wish for an automatic buger picking machine
 
Wish granted but its back down in 2seconds flat


I wish for my dad to hurry up with the food .-.
 
-Lulu said:
Wish granted but its back down in 2seconds flat


I wish for my dad to hurry up with the food .-.
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wish granted.....but he just smoked a phatty and had the munchies and ate it all.

I wish for everyone to simultaniously to have an out of body experience.
 
Wish granted, but there is no way back in.

(Thanks a lot! Now we can't play anymore.)



i wish my father had never met my mother.
 
Wish granted but now you were never born

I wish for my mom to stop crying just because i told her i didnt love her .-.
 
Wish granted, but now she is crying because you love her.

i wish, my previous wish, was actually true!
 
Wish granted but your wife takes it.

Wish I never had to work again.
 
Wish granted but you are dead so it really doesn't matter.

I wish a thread full of so much win had been created sooner.
 
Kelmar said:
Wish granted but you are dead so it really doesn't matter.

I wish a thread full of so much win had been created sooner.
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Wish granted but the server crashed and the thread got deleted anyways.

-I wish that this smiley -> :D was real and could be my friend!
 
Wish granted but it mutated in to this
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I wish the mods would disappear.
 
Wish granted but its never the phone you wanted.

I Wish Tron would come out on blu-ray.
 
Wish granted but they are rotten eggs.

I wish my car was fixed
 
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