Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

[no one]

Granted, now you reside in Barstow.



i wish, this disease was terminal

 

[DsyMnapTic]

you now have a herd of cattle in your yard

I wish to come and pick shrooms at your newly development cattle ranch.

 

[no one]

Granted, but your trip is one way, to the coroner


i wish, people would stop corrupting my awesome wishes!

 

[CrazyTechnoBoy]

Wish granted, but you don't have any awesome wishes.

I wish I could relive my childhood.

 

[Dark Jedi]

Wish grated you relived last week kid.

I wish I was 20 again.

 

[no one]

Wish granted, but you slip and fall during your elation and never regain consciousness.



i wish, my mom had a headache.

 

[DsyMnapTic]

A second you appears

i wish to anihilate both of you

 

[Dark Jedi]

A second you appears

i wish to anihilate both of you

Would grant but dont know what anihilate means. Gives you spell check instead.

I wish racism would end.

 

[no one]

Wish granted, but the human race is now extinct


i wish, money grew on trees

 

[Dark Jedi]

Wish granted but you cant reach it.

I wish I could buy the world a coke and teach them to sing in perfect harmony.

 

[no one]

Granted, but it's the wrong king of coke.


i wish, i had a ladder.

 

[Dark Jedi]

Wish granted but arrested for being a peeping tom.

I wish for you to have a kitten.

 

[no one]

Wish granted, Chinese food anyone?


i wish, people would keep their wishes to themselves.

 

[Dark Jedi]

Granted you get no more wishes.

I wish people would think before they speak.

 

[no one]

Granted, now the is the beautiful sound of silence.

i wish, to discover oil in my backyard.

 

[DsyMnapTic]

its in the form of whale blubber

wish to give you an atomic wedgie

 

[Dark Jedi]

Wish granted but the atomic blast kills you in the process.

I wish lightsabers were real.

 

[no one]

Granted, but being unskilled you lose your right arm, and several toes on your right foot.


i wish, Mark David Chapman was born a quadriplegic!

 

[Dark Jedi]

Wish grated but Lennon still dies. Even wishes cant deny destiny .

I wish Courtney love blew her self away instead of kirk.

 

[no one]

Granted, but one can not kill that which is already dead.

i wish, rap never existed!

 

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but because of that all music died shortly after


I wish for a fun game to pop up in tomorrow's amazon appstore free app of the day

 

[no one]

Granted, but Zulu warriors claim it and kill any and all who wish to play.

i wish, it was illegal to utter rap and music in the same sentence!

 

[-Lulu]

Granted but you just said it so you have been taken to jail with a gay guy named bob.


I wish to go back to my sponsorship back at Maintain Skate Shop

 

[Puddin422]

Granted, but you are now paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I was a little bit taller..

 

[KOLIO]

Granted, but you are now paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I was a little bit taller..

Granted,but,now your legs start where your breasts used to be.

I wish I had breasts!