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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted but its actually not the same beavis and butthead you used to watch but an actually beaver bitting a butthead.

I wish when you granted my wish you didnt state the second part.
 
Wish granted but its actually not the same beavis and butthead you used to watch but an actually beaver bitting a butthead.

I wish when you granted my wish you didnt state the second part.


Wish granted,now,your GF has filed a permanent restraining order against you,effective immediately.


I wish for SPOCK EARS for my avatar.
 
Wish granted, but now your avatar believes hes too good for you and leaves your avatar space

I wish you would stop granting my wishes D:
 
Wish granted,now farts come out of your tear ducts.

I wish for a goatee for my avatar!
 
granted, but it takes him 25years to grow it

I wish a flying unicorn will take me on a magical ride over the rainbow
 
Wish granted,but,you're sitting on the unicorn's horn for the entire trip.


I wish CRICKET® had TRUE unlimited 3G data for their ANDROID PLAN.
 
Wish granted but you accidently checked Limited instead of unlimited when updating your plan. Now you only have 500kb of data.

I wish i would stop dying in rainbow unicorn attack!
 
Wish granted but the rainbows exploded and made your skin permanently rainbow colored.

I wish Master Chief from Halo was real.
 
Wish granted, but you are in an accident and now brain dead.


i wish, for some really good heroin.
 
Wish granted......but you still age and your prominent forehead testicles now sag to China.

I wish to float in a most peculiar way
 
Wish granted a shark bites off your arms and legs and you bob in the ocean.

I wish my work place wasnt so hot.
 
Wish granted.....now because of your post being over a public network, the DEA storms your house and takes all your heroin for their own personal use and hauls you off to prison

I wish for the shadow people not to steal my skin
 
Wish granted, but it is stolen by a recently escaped heroin user.



i wish, the lady in red, would dance with me.
 
Wish granted enjoy your dance.
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I wish Santa was real
 
Wish granted but they have holes in them

I wish my coal would turn in to a diamond.
 
Granted, but they are all used. (By that guy from in sink)


i wish, i had some top quality Lobster Cantonese
 
Wish granted but they have holes in them

I wish my coal would turn in to a diamond.



Wish Granted but now Diamonds are worthless and coal is worth more than gold....

Granted, but they are all used. (By that guy from in sink)


i wish, i had some top quality Lobster Cantonese

wish granted but you get food poisoning
I wish meet the hotest chick in the world right now and nothing goes horrible wrong
 
Wish granted, but you can't see her through the flames.


i wish, my foot would stop kicking random strangers!
 
Wish granted its now 120F

I wish grass wasnt greener on the other side,.
 
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