Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

[tattedman]

Wish granted now both sides are brown
I wish nothing bad happens from my wishes

 

[DsyMnapTic]

wish granted.....but your phone is incapable of displaying "it" at 90 degrees

I wish for some beef stroganoff

 

[no one]

Granted, but is also made by that guy from in sink.


i wish, you were not so creepy!

 

[Dark Jedi]

Wish granted now your the creepy one.

I wish the newer james bond films was never made.

 

[no one]

Granted, they stop after Dr. No



i wish, i could find some decent pizza.

 

[Dark Jedi]

Granted but your taste buds stop working.


I wish you would become somebody

 

[DsyMnapTic]

granted now he's your wife

I wish for some Fritata

 

[Dark Jedi]

WIsh granted but now your on the can all night long.

I wish for you to have a perfect day.

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Why thank-you I did......but the gods had your one perfect day of the year planned today and it was transferred to me. So you're stuck with shitty to average days the rest of the year

I wish Peter piper would pick me a pack of pickled peppers

 

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but your tounge is now twisted due to that toungue twister and now you cannot eat the pickled peppers.


I wish for more lotion

 

[olbriar]

granted, but you are so lathered up that you slip through the toilet seat... requiring an emergency run from the local fire dept and the use of the jaws of life

i wish for a five cent nickle

 

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but you soon find out its actually a ten cent dime


I wish me and my gf would stop fighting

 

[olbriar]

granted but you soon marry where the real fighting commences

i wish summer would get here

 

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but its only here for one day.


I wish my gf would take back the engagement ring....

 

[Puddin422]

Wish granted, but she immediately shoves it up your butt.

I wish dogs didn't shed.

 

[-Lulu]

wish granted, but they now spit hairballs.


I wish for taco bell again .-.

 

[olbriar]

you wish is granted but your gordito is stuffed with real meat this time

i wish baseball was as fun to watch as football

 

[Puddin422]

Wish granted, but now it's not on TV.

I wish I had a good wish to wish.

 

[-Lulu]

Wish granted, but you notice that the good wish was the one you just wished for.


I wish for a monster energy drink

 

[KOLIO]

Wish granted,you're the 1st to taste the newest MONSTER flavor:BUNGHOLE-BERRY!


I wish "CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH" would return to TV,but,with REAL celebrities.

 

[Deleted User]

wish granted but it will only be on once

 

[Deleted User]

i wish i had a better computer

 

[Android2230]

Wish granted but it's a netbook.

I wish my droid had Flash Player.

 

[nomnompie]

Wish granted but now the screen is the size of a postage stamp.

I wish the double posts would go away.

 

[krouget]

Wish granted but now the screen is the size of a postage stamp.

I wish the double posts would go away.

Wish granted, but they've come back to plague another day...

Wish granted, but they've come back to plague another day...

I wish two wrongs made a right.