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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted, but now you obsessively, and compulsively, clean one area of you house.


i wish, to drive the new BMW 6.
 
Granted, but now your man boobs touch your knees and people are terrified of you.

I wish it wasn't monday.
 
Kelmar said:
Wish granted, but the tip broke off of all of your pens and ink is running everywhere!

I wish a pizza would show up at my door because I'm hungry. :(
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(lol noooo I didn't think of that! :eek: )
Wish granted but it's cheese-side-down on the sidewalk and the ants got to it before you did.

I wish returnable cans and bottles were worth 5 dollars instead of 5 cents.
 
nomnompie said:
(lol noooo I didn't think of that! :eek: )
Wish granted but it's cheese-side-down on the sidewalk and the ants got to it before you did.

I wish returnable cans and bottles were worth 5 dollars instead of 5 cents.
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Wish granted but the only recycling center is 2000 miles away.

I wish that ants hadn't gotten to my pizza! :p
 
nomnompie said:
Wish granted but now you can't get to it either!

I wish it was possible to plant and grow lollipops.
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Wish granted, but they are all laced with cyanide.

I wish that someone invented an affordable personal space air conditioner.
 
Kelmar said:
Wish granted, but they are all laced with cyanide.

I wish that someone invented an affordable personal space air conditioner.
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Wish granted... it's called spray yourself with water while standing in front of a fan.

I wish sharks were friendly.
 
nomnompie said:
Wish granted... it's called spray yourself with water while standing in front of a fan.

I wish sharks were friendly.
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Wish not granted because friendly is perceived differently by you and the shark.......its unfriendly if he eats you from your stance, but you also make a nice friendly meal
 
wish granted....but my last wish was invisible and you had to be magic to see it.

I wish people could learn how to use magic
 
Wish granted but it wont be till 2012 when he actually dies

I wish for a ice cream sandwhich
 
-Lulu said:
Wish granted but it wont be till 2012 when he actually dies

I wish for a ice cream sandwhich
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Wish granted,but,it tastes like S***,because it's made from cowchips & bird droppings.

I wish for a cool pair of sunglasses for my avatar.
 
Wish granted but you accidentally sit on them and they break.

I wish no one else will think I'm a girl D:
 
-Lulu said:
Wish granted but you accidentally sit on them and they break.

I wish no one else will think I'm a girl D:
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Wish granted,now your genitals are prominently attached to your forehead,which in turn,leads to you having a new nickname(take a guess!).

I wish the NFL Lockout would end,so the season may start on-time.
 
Wish granted but it starts on a season in which you will hibernate during.


I wish my engaged gf's mom wasnt going to file a lawsuit on me so i stay away from her daughter............
 
-Lulu said:
Wish granted but it starts on a season in which you will hibernate during.


I wish my engaged gf's mom wasnt going to file a lawsuit on me so i stay away from her daughter............
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Wish granted,now,her father files a similar permanent restraining order effective immediately.

I wish for new episodes of 'BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD'
 
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