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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted, but it is filled with raw sewage.



i wish, i was Beyonce's favorite pair of panties.
 
wish granted.....but its 40 years down the line and she's gained 300 pounds.

I wish i could reverse time and have the fine beyonce back.
 
no one said:
Wish granted, but it is filled with raw sewage.



i wish, i was Beyonce's favorite pair of panties.
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Wish granted,but,JAY-Z raided her panty drawer & is wearing them.

I wish the HUAWEI ASCEND had ADOBE FLASH.
 
Wish granted, but due to a flux in the space time continuum, she does not recognize you. She presses charges and under the new stalker law you serve life with no possibility of parole.

i wish, for every dollar i spent i get two in return.
 
Wish granted but your paid in pesos.

Wish My wife would do as I said.
 
she does.....but you spontaniously blurted something in a foreign toung that you couldn't comprehend and she leaves you to be with Fabio.

I wish for it to rain large amounts of slimy cow feces that eventually dry out and encrust the world.
 
Granted but even wishes cant accuratly place where the weather will be, So it winds up falling in your house.

I wish space had oxygen.
 
It does, but someone let Michael Bay out there and he created an explosion that consumed it all.

I wish I knew how to cook bacon better.
 
sonofaresiii said:
It does, but someone let Michael Bay out there and he created an explosion that consumed it all.

I wish I knew how to cook bacon better.
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Wish granted,but,it's SOY BACON.

I wish the ANDROID MARKET had a PAID APP FOR FREE program just like AMAZON APPSTORE.
 
wish granted...... and because my dreams manifest into reality, you are no longer board because you are my servent

I wish for you not to be able to corrupt my wishes........ever
 
Granted but the guy next door corrupted them.

I wish for you to the opposite of what I wish for,
 
Wish granted your turned in to Boy George.

I wish I lived in orlando Fl.
 
Wish granted its only cancelled on your tv.

I wish I had 3 weeks of vacation.
 
Dark Jedi said:
Wish granted its only cancelled on your tv.

I wish I had 3 weeks of vacation.
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Congratulations.......you won a 3 week vacation to one of two places......Haiti or Libya.

I wish for another earthquake in haiti.... and what evers goin on in Libya to continue
 
Wish granted but now the survivors go and try to kill you

I wish for everyone to like this thread as much as the mod before liked it :D
 
-Lulu said:
Wish granted but now the survivors go and try to kill you

I wish for everyone to like this thread as much as the mod before liked it :D
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Your wish has been granted, but they just don't know or believe it.

I wish I had the stuff to make a root beer float without having to go to the store.
 
Granted......A river sweeps through your house and there goes your Root beer.....justa floatin away

I wish I had a little black box to put Satan in.
 
Granted and we put you in there with him. Father and son shouldn't be separated.

I wish mowing grass was easier.
 
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