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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted, the world is invaded by a hostile alien species and they use their science to make the earth a cube but the transformation becomes mankind's extinction event, nice going.

I wish I was never sore
 
Wish granted, but you have total nerve damage and have no feeling or body control.

I wish I won a trip around the world.
 
Wish granted however, they only attack your house.

I wish the Buffalo Sabres would win the Stanley Cup this year.
 
Wish granted .Stanley wants his cup back however .
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I wish hostile aliens are Iphone haters .
 
wish granted. but just before the aliens arrive the government makes it illegal to own anything but an iPhone so we are all SOL.

i wish i received 3% of all sales of android and iphone products.
 
Wish granted, you're 3% of sales is from all the free apps. You're developer costs are in the thousands of dollars and leave you broke.

I wish it was spring instead of fall in NY.
 
granted! it is perpetual spring with temps in the mid 60s to low 70s and lush greens and fresh blossoms every where in north yorkshire, uk. oh wait....you didn't mean new york city, usa did you? dang it.........


i wish i found 500 lbs of pure gold in my backyard.
 
Wish granted then Alex Jones finds out and beats you to a pulp and steals the gold.

I wish body shaped holes were easier to dig
 
wish granted. you can dig body shaped hole as easily as digging in sand. but it's your body that ends up in the hole.


i wish more women were involved in the game threads.
 
Wish granted but they pose as guys so you wont hit on them.


I wish I could fix anything.
 
Wish granted. But you changed your mind and stuff. Now you feel awful. lol

I wish I had no money and was sick.
 
Wish granted you die the richest man in the world and I marry your widow lol

I wish google would buy out apple.
 
Wish granted and now Google only produces iPhones.

I wish the people across the street from me would fix their driveway.
 
Wish granted, now your boss wants to know why you didn't show up to work for three days and fires you.

I wish I had a new pickup truck.
 
Wish granted but it has no bed on the back and no one makes one for your model.

Wish I could find a job.
 
Wish granted but you was ninja's so wish is null and void.

I wish I wasnt so good at my ninja skills
 
Granted but apple TV bought them out and shut it down.

I wish I had a Nissan Skyline GT R 35
 
Wish granted it was stolen and you are arrested shortly after you receive it.

I wish DJ had an iPhone
 
Wish granted but with my mad android skill I transform it in to a nexus prime.

I wish yeahha lived with stinky in South Africa.
 
Wish granted, I get sent back because I am too awesome for South Africa

I wish I could win the last post wins forum game
 
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