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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted but it sucks so bad that your are laughed right out the DEV community and you kill yourself from the shame.

I wish I could go back in time and commit a crime.
 
Wish granted you go back in time and commit a crime you are then promptly arrested as you didn't cover your tracks very well and get shived in prison all because you wanted to steal a piece of candy from the store in 1989

I wish someone would donate a large sum of money to me
 
Wish granted but its confederate money

I wish I was the son of a famous actor.
 
Wish granted, your father blew all his money on drugs and ladies of the night then commited suicide when you were 2, on the plus side your mom was one of those ladies of the night so you never knew your dad

I wish someone paid me to post on AF
 
Wish granted .You have to pay twice as much to post in forum games however .

I wish I get to play Skyrim now .
 
Wish granted but you hate it because they did away with the class system

I wish I had a trick d20 that only rolled 20s
 
Wish granted but they change the rules as 20 is the worse roll.

I wish I could in the NFL
 
Wish granted, but they use different languages for each word in the sentence.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
 
wish granted rosie o'donnell places you in the freezer for later use.


I wish I was on mars
 
Wish granted, but you haven't mastered how to breathe in toxic fumes and not die.


I wish someone would thank this post.
 
Wish granted but then common sense set in and took it back.


I wish we had a i hate this post button
 
Wish granted, but it's a PM from me and/or a mod

I wish Yeahha the best of luck with his old technology Android phone.
 
Wish granted but then it's edited by a mod who calls me rude in his comments thus breaking the very rule he is protecting.


I wish mods weren't so stuffy some times.
 
Wish granted welcome to XDA where mods exist...so I am told

I wish I could set things on fire with my thoughts
 
Yeahha said:
Wish granted welcome to XDA where mods exist...so I am told

I wish I could set things on fire with my thoughts
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Wish granted, everything you think of will catch fire, and the first thing you thought about was, "Man I wish I was hung like a porn star!"



I wish HTC's slogan for the Thunderbolt "Not your dream phone, the one after that" was actually true.
 
Wish granted, the TB was not released instead you are rocking the Droid Eris

I wish I could glow in the dark at will.
 
Wish granted, but a side-effect is you lose your will to live.


I wish this Razr phone in my hand was a quad core.
 
wish granted. you just cemented your geekdomness for life.

i wish sexy women had the urge and need to flash me anytime i looked at them.
 
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