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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted but he's permanently bricked due to an error while rooting

I wish for a crumbled scrap of paper that has writing all over it and is unusable in any way and seems like a good idea to get rid of it but would be fine with keeping it as well.
 
Wish granted .You have Fermat's original Proof of Fermat's Last Theorem and you use it to wipe your mouth after eating a cheeseburger thereby earning wrath of all mathematicians world wide .

I wish I can answer all questions with the line "Margin is not enough" and ace all tests .
 
Wish granted, you aced your drug test....they found traces of EVERYTHING!


I wish the inventor of reality TV a horrible excruciatingly painful death.
 
Wish granted but his children profit immensely from it due to the highest ratings ever on TV and donate it to MTV's Jersey Shore to continue for 10 years

I wish I wasn't required to write this essay.
 
Wish granted, but you fail your class and drop out of school and you're relegated to submitting your resume to fast food restaurants and dollar stores.


I wish our politicians weren't so influenced by lobbyists.
 
Wish gran... errr what? 1.2 million not to grant the wish? done. Sorry you wish cannot be granted.

I wish It would make up its mind of being warm or cold outside.
 
Wish granted, mother nature decided to go both combined and cause a huge tornado in your area.

I wish there was more tablet compatible apps.
 
Wish granted, but wish corrupt. One statement is a lie, one statement is the truth.



I wish what I just said made sense.
 
Wish granted, it only makes sense to you and you can't figure out how to explain it to us.

I wish I had all week off next week for thanksgiving like I did last year. (I only get wed-fri off this year)
 
Wish granted, take the rest of the year off....we're downsizing.


I wish everyone a safe and happy upcoming holiday season.
 
Wish granted but like many other sequels, it turns out badly.

I wish that I can permanently stay skinny no matter how much I eat.
 
wish granted. as soon as you swallow any food you will have explosive diarrhea for 30 minutes.

i wish i could invent a drink which would give anyone who consumed it 6 pack abs.
 
Wish granted but the rock hard abs appear on your face after you drink it.

I wish bug bites didn't make me itch
 
Wish granted, you have poison ivy which distracts you from the bug bite itch.

I wish my new phone lasts longer than the phone it's replacing....
 
Wish granted the phone comes in the box is impossible to open and indestructible so the phone lasts forever but you can't use it.

I wish my job was less boring
 
Wish granted, but then you're shortly fired for being caught streaming midget clown porn on your company computer.


I wish Android was more stable than iOS.......
 
Wish granted, I am not corrupting it

I wish there was an ICS rom ready and fully functional on the thunderbolt
 
Wish granted but when everyone asks you if that's the new Nexus you own, you have to tell them that it's a Thunderbolt.


I wish that Yeahha isn't the next poster in this thread.
 
Wish granted but the previous post was so rude the poster was banned and I posted after him

I wish I had some contacts as I am tired of wearing my glasses
 
Wish granted, you have contacts but you used Yahoo to sync your contacts and thus have lost them, now you are relegated to using your glasses again....

I wish that TV show 2 Broke Girls and Molly and Mike get cancelled....SOON!
 
Wish granted but then you have posts removed by a mod around midnight leaving you with just 999

I wish my forehead stopped getting bigger
 
Wish granted but now it's going to the opposite direction and your chin is now getting longer

I wish I could easily finish this essay.
 
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