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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Oh Im sorry you must ask that in the form of a question.

I wish I bought stock in google when it was cheap.
 
Granted but you get hit by a bus while going to the movie and your in a coma for 15 years.

I wish the Star Wars 3-D was released now.
 
Wish granted, tickets cost $4500 each and Lucas decided to change the story

I wish people would stick to the OP in other areas of the forum
 
Wish granted but you cant follow what you want done and post off topic crap.


I wish Karma wouldnt be so cruel to me
 
Wish granted, you get your job back but the boss died and his son that didn't get yelled at is now your boss.

I wish I was self employed and made at least $100k a year
 
Wish granted but its a Chinese knock off called the Next Galaxy


I wish Ol Yeller didnt have to die.
 
Wish granted old yeller doesn't get killed but bites the entire family who are then murdered by the town because they had rabies

I wish there was a live action movie above a beloved cow
 
wish granted. there is a live action movie above every pet cow.


i wish i had a pass for 2 free burgers at any fast food joint i went to.
 
Wish granted, you're nickname is taffy and you have no teeth anymore.

I wish people would get out of my way when I'm driving.
 
Wish granted . Possession of Two sided coins is illegal .

I wish the next poster is attacked by a bunch of mad raccoons .
 
Wish granted but little did you know that I am a master of racoonish and can control any racoon who gets within 50 feet of me for as long as I wish, they are now going north to kill a polar bear

I wish I knew taxidermy
 
Wish granted, it already is you didn't know most the mods were mole people

I wish conspiracy theorys were not so interesting
 
Wish Granted. Reading software EULAs is the most interesting thing now .

I wish the next poster does an expose on sentient beings on Android Forums
 
Wish granted, the tread becomes the first AF thread to reach 1 million posts even after several times of being locked, then the thread gets deleted and you get banned because you gave me the idea.

I wish the next person google image searches for "I see 3 pigs"
 
Wish granted, it's your mother that searches for it.

I wish people would put away their weights and wipe down the equipment when they are done using it at the gym I go to.
 
Wish granted but everyone has to share the same rag to wipe stuff down

I wish I could do anything at work and not get in trouble for it
 
Wish granted you move to Mexico and start taking English as a second language, hope you can speak Spanish

I wish I was horribly disfigured
 
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