Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

[mpw]

...I wish for more scantily clad women in the longest thread .

Wish granted, here is a picture of a woman wearing just a single thread... unfortunately as you also wished for she's in the longest thread also.

I wish for disappointment in the next post.

 

[karandpr]

wish granted . You failed .

I wish for corny one-liners .

 

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but after each one the person types "bada bing bada boom"

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt...

 

[karandpr]

wish granted ,the pain is transferred to your tooth .

I wish I get rinnegan .

 

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but it is just a contact lens

I wish an elephant in Africa beats up a hippo also in Africa

 

[karandpr]

wish granted .After a long fight and stalemate ,they decide to drink all beer meant for some guy named Yeahha ,in America

I wish there is monolith erected in my honour .

 

[Yeahha]

Wish granted it is used for target pratice by the iArmy

I wish karan was from North Korea

 

[karandpr]

wish granted ,you are my neighbour though ,

I wish I get powers of ION .

 

[ChangelingGus]

Wish granted, your ring doesn't work and there's no lantern in sight.


I wish I was a girl.

 

[septembersrain]

Wish granted, except Mother Nature has it out for you 24/7.

I wish I could get paid to do nothing.

 

[mpw]

Granted, but 'nothing' is the name of a stinking, fat, old pervert with weird fetishes; and you're now a prostitute.

I wish I could find a woman into stinking fat, old guys with needs who didn't expect paying for it

 

[Davdi]

Granted. But she hasn't washed for a month, weighs 400 Lbs and is 78 years old.

I wish unicorns were real

 

[septembersrain]

Granted. They are real, but only to you since you've been diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

I wish I could lose the extra weight around my middle.

 

[Hadron]

Granted. It's moved to your hips instead.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Steven58]

Granted... you said shorter, right?

I wish I had more money and worked less.

 

[Hadron]

Granted. Dogecoins are money, right?
I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

 

[iowabowtech]

Wish granted. You are hereby allowed to hit the snooze button not once but twice.

I wish I could be 18 again.

 

[Davdi]

Granted, but you have horrendous acne (again)

I wish I could write a No.1 hit single.

 

[DamonCreed]

Granted, but it is only a hit is Kazakhstan.
I wish for all of Superman's powers.

 

[Hadron]

Granted. Just like Earth's sun gives Kal El his powers, the red sun of krypton will give you yours.

I wish I had a working time machine.

 

[DamonCreed]

Granted but all the buttons, levers and such (including the manual) are in Klingon.

I wish to be omnipotent.

 

[Hadron]

OK, if your sure. Here's a packet of viagra as well, in case you change your mind.

I wish I was feeling more motivated.

 

[DamonCreed]

Granted you gain +1 Motivation.
I wish to be able to freely manipulate the sub-atomic structure of the universe. (NO I DONT HAVE A GOD COMPLEX! MUAHAHAHAHA!!)

 

[brakedown]

Granted.. I give you full control for a fraction of time similar to subatomic particles mass.. Planck Time should do

I wish I was with Hadron because I can read Klingon

 

[brakedown]

Granted ..you and Hadron travelled through time, encountering me, your future self confirming the grandfather law and wipes us out.

I wish to be born again..