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Help fry my Ally

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I was wondering if there was a way to fry my ally so that it looks like a hardware malfunction but it can't look like it was my fault and there can't be anything that would void my warranty that way I could maybe get my money back and buy a better phone. Any thoughts? Just don't try it? What do you think.
 
Take spoon.get duct tape and wrap around handle 4 to 5 times. Get a lighter heat spoon 2 to 4 min. Then turn on cold water. Put spoon in cold water with your ally close by
 
-put a skillet on your stoves burner and set it to medium heat
-add 2 tablespoons of butter
-let butter melt and place Ally in it
-brown both sides of the Ally
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no really, I have no idea...and I don't know why you want to fry it...I personally love it, but then again, I'm new to the Android world so I don't have anything to compare it to
 
If you intentionally destroy your phone, you're voiding your warranty. Whether or not they notice is the question.

Even if you managed, I'm willing to bet they'll replace it, not give you your money back. If it's within 30 days, just return it. If not, it's very unlikely you'll get your money back for a *used* device.


xepicxacidx said:
Take spoon.get duct tape and wrap around handle 4 to 5 times. Get a lighter heat spoon 2 to 4 min. Then turn on cold water. Put spoon in cold water with your ally close by
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I think the goal with this was to get steam in the phone. However, this would most likely change the moisture sensors to purple and alert LG that you got it wet. Unless you're lucky enough to get it wet enough to hurt it without changing the indicator, you're just as well off dunking it in the toilet.
 
Well if you do what I said verizion will shit bricks trust me imean in a goodway and they can't blame the result on water damage like they do every thing else
 
xepicxacidx said:
Take spoon.get duct tape and wrap around handle 4 to 5 times. Get a lighter heat spoon 2 to 4 min. Then turn on cold water. Put spoon in cold water with your ally close by
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i'm still wondering what it will do.. i may have to do it just for fun.. what does it do? will it work on any phone?
 
I all so herd that if you put the phone in your sock and jump from building to building with citricacid in your eyes somewhat help
 
The citric acid method would relate to you being blind and falling down as a result of the phone tripping you witch means the phone is a hazard to your well being at the time of ur blindness so as a result you will get a new phone and have a couple scratchs now the spoon method just is so awsome its hard to explain it makes like a emp or somthing
 
Really powerful electro magnet? HAHA Worth a shot! I am a verizon dealer and I will tell you if it is after 30 days they will not give you your money back. They will replace it 3 times under warranty before they will give you the option to get a different phone. HOWEVER... At that they really will not want you to switch so you must insist that you want another model. When they allow you to get a different phone they will only sell it to you at the 1 year contract price. Not bad for some devices but it can get expensive fast. You would probably be better off selling your ally. You can get an original droid for $100 brand new in box. Though newer phones are still very expensive
 
Well if all else fails try this take a box of foil wrap phone 12 to 15 times put it in microwave for 30 seconds or put it in the oven at 400 degrees til the phone dosnt turn on
 
xepicxacidx said:
The citric acid method would relate to you being blind and falling down as a result of the phone tripping you witch means the phone is a hazard to your well being at the time of ur blindness so as a result you will get a new phone and have a couple scratchs now the spoon method just is so awsome its hard to explain it makes like a emp or somthing
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This goes right up there with a mother tripping over her own 2 year old son in a department store and sueing them for it. Yes it really happened.
 
xepicxacidx said:
Well if all else fails try this take a box of foil wrap phone 12 to 15 times put it in microwave for 30 seconds or put it in the oven at 400 degrees til the phone dosnt turn on
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Wouldn't the plastic melt before any components? Wouldn't that look suspicious? :P
 
KCrick said:
I was wondering if there was a way to fry my ally so that it looks like a hardware malfunction but it can't look like it was my fault and there can't be anything that would void my warranty that way I could maybe get my money back and buy a better phone. Any thoughts? Just don't try it? What do you think.
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Send it to me, I'll break it for you. :D
 
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