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Ill adopt you but that will only get you irish citizenship

Ill adopt you but that will only get you irish citizenship
Mr Lin is home..... Be back later ! shhhh, Don't make to much noise !
Send her over here, I'll sort her out!

j/kAnd then I remember 'That's why we don't have kids'![]()
She said "her" right ?
I think I have a fever, and now I see a hive.. Quick I need drink. !
Oh my, whew... That's better.
Ill adopt you but that will only get you irish citizenship

Back in a bit !! Angry wife alert !!!
Im also an eighth greek so i might be able to pull some strings for you their aswell so take your pick
Back in a bit !! Angry wife alert !!!
Done! Unless I get a better offer![]()
See ya in several days!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do...
Oh wait, don't do anything I would either!
Ummmmmm, thanks. But I am not sure if you'll straighten her out or corrupt her.j/k
That's what my brother says too. He goes to about 1 school function a year and is then reminded why they use birth control.
Yeah, 'her'. LMAO. I have heard boys are much different (and, dare I say, a tad easier)
Me too? I'm house trained. I can clean. Cooking is a bit iffy though.
And you can talk about anything you want and I'll happily listen.
Uh-oh!!! Your fault? Or someone else?
I want to go for the views
Uh..... not so fast. I get first dibs on adopting Mr X ..... he cooks, cleans, and had a soft side! .... Yup, I want him!
Can't you adopt me?
I'm house trained and I can cook n all sorts of stuff! And I can evan pay for my own plane ticket.
Oh. My. Word. Anyone want a 10 year old for a little while???!!!! If you can get one sentence out of her without attitude it's a miracle. And the one that you do get without attitude is generally so dramatic you just want to scream.
ok, I feel better now. Sorry for the rant. I really do love her with all my heart.

A plan so cunning you can put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
ps - sorry to be late and a little out of sync with my postssmiting ne'er-do-wells elsewhere.
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Mr Lin is home..... Be back later ! shhhh, Don't make to much noise !
If you empty dishwashers, do laundry and scrub floors, I'll adopt you. I just shipped my dishwasher emptier off to college, so there's an opening.
Its called sleep walking. I'm a pro at that.
Good evening all. I hope everyone is/was well in my absence.
Dandy here chap! How are things with you?
Hi Alsaces Daddy! It's a bit quiet in here tonight. All is going pretty well though.
I can do all that in my sleep

You're hired. Oh...but you have to work for food.![]()
I can do all that in my sleep
If I hadn't have been snapped up by k'lin already, I'd negotiate for a bed and it would be a deal!
You rooted yet?
