It's okay. We won't bite!
Allegedly.
I do wonder, though, what you like better about windows on tablets vs Android. It would be interesting to hear, so if you feel like it, please let us know.
I think some of it is more psychological than hardware-wise. I say that because I just get bored with the same operating system on all of my devices. I already have an Android phone so I figure I can't justify having an Android tablet which is basically just a slightly larger version of my phone. Also, I should probably say I prefer Surface tablets over Android tablets being I've never really tried other brands of Windows tablets.
Here is what I like about my Surface RT (a lot of this is definitely not exclusive to just Surfaces):
1) 16x9 widescreen screen. It's only 720p but games, movies, and text look great. It's especially great for streaming tv shows being they fit the entire screen natively.
2) Built-in kickstand. Didn't know I needed one until I got the Surface RT.
3) The build quality is amazing. It's one of the most solidly built tech items I've ever seen. The VaporMg material it's built out of seems like more than a gimmicky name. Nice and solid.
4) USB port. I've used this many times already to transfer Microsoft Office files, photos, DRM free movies (Jim Gaffigan comedy specials), and I made a system backup zip drive to free up around 4GB of space on the SSD. I can also just plug in an Xbox controller to play games with.
5) Micro HDMI port so I can plug the tablet into my tvs. I'm hoping this comes in handy if I ever subscribe to NFL Game Rewind.
6) Touch cover. The integrated keyboard built into my cover works like a charm. I like how it just snaps into place on the magnetic port on the bottom of the tablet. I know you can get keyboard covers for any tablet, but none are as integrated into the actual outside structure like this.
7) A full version of Microsoft Office is installed so I can use Word, Excel, Powerpoint, etc. I don't need these for my job, but it's nice to make a family budget on Excel, etc. Bad thing about this is that it's a huge memory hog (many GB).
8) Magnetic charging port. You can plug the charger in in any direction and it just pops into the port. I figure this will save wear and tear on the port (I worry about my LG G2 sometimes being the port is so tight).
9) Gesture controls. I like how the gestures stay the same in any app I'm in. If I swipe from the right bezel I get the options for the current app I'm in, swipe from the top it closes the app, swipe from the bottom I get more options, swipe from the left and I choose previously viewed apps or choose to run two at once split screen style. Gesture controls may be my favorite feature on the tablet.
10) Integrated system search. I can just use the search button on my keyboard or by swiping the right bezel. You can find almost anything on the tablet in an instant (except those Cold Alley files....).
11) I can switch between two different home screens: classic desktop or metro. Classic desktop is exactly the same as any Windows PC desktop. The Web browser has flash support too.
12) App store is great. It was pretty barren for a while, but it's getting pretty full. Almost everything I need is there now (except Vudu). The Microsoft apps and games are all really well done (except Cold Alley). There is a free app called the "Microsoft Research Video Library" that has dozens of videos of academic lectures on technology. On these videos you can watch the lecture, read the notes, and scroll through the Powerpoint presentation slides on the screen all at once. Pretty cool.
13) microSD slot expandable up to 128GB.
One of the main things I like about my tablet is the Metro part of the operating system (which, for some reason, is one of the main reasons people hate Windows 8). It's just a little different than iOS and Android to make it refreshing. Being able to resize and get a live tile of almost every app makes for a really cool looking home screen. You can customize it a lot more than iOS, but not quite as much as Android. Still enough to make it satisfying.
I plan on sticking with Surface for my tablet needs as long as they drop in price by the time I need a new one (I got my RT on clearance when it was announced Microsoft took close to a $1 billion dollar loss on them).
Blah, blah, blah, etc., etc. You asked.