Good grief!
Followed this guide to the letter, and was getting really confused at the final bit where it reads
3GQCT : wParam = 2001, IParam = 1
At that point the phone would reboot, but would continually loop the MetroPCS logo (boot-looping). I ran this process three times before I realized that the hard reset I was trying to do in between each of them was WRONG. -_-
Hidden Issue While Learning to Root/Restore As a N00b #221: Don't neglect the terminologies, nor the processes for accessing the different modes at boot time, or you'll wind up only booting your phone by using the (now non-existent) recovery mode method, instead of hard reset you were trying to commit.
Thanks a bunch for this guide, it really did the trick! Although, I have to say I was a little worried for a bit there, because I couldn't be sure the battery was still holding out, and all indicators kept saying the process takes around 30 minutes.
Actually, it only took about 5, at least for me.
Thanks again!!