Most of my mornings proceed as follows:
-Alarm set for 6:00am
-Wake up in a panic thinking I overslept at around 5:52am
Realize that one or both of my 6 month old twin girls are crying and that's what woke me. Try to go back to sleep for the next precious 8 minutes, but by then the dog has been disturbed by me rolling around and he gets up and stretches (once he stretches, it's all over. He's up). Well naturally if the dog is up, I MUST be up.
-5:53am dog proceeds to lick face, feet, or anything that is exposed from the covers.
-5:55am, girls still crying...go into their room and begin to re-position them (they don't eat until 7).
-6:00am alarm goes off while I am in the girls room, and wakes up my wife who hates me for having the alarm set so early. She hits snooze with one eye opened.
-6:02am I put on shorts, and shirt and proceed to bathroom, then down stairs fill feed the animals. My cats try to trip me on every step, because that's the cool thing to do when you're a cat.
-6:05am I pour my coffee into my thermal cup, and proceed to look for my sneakers. It's a crap shoot. They are supposed to be by the door where I left them last, but who knows where my wife put them.
-6:08am one of the girls starts fussing again.
-6:09am I calm her down with pacifier and a little pat on the butt.
-6:10am ALARM AWAKES FROM SNOOZE...waking both babies, I hastily reach for phone in pocket, and shut off alarm. But my wife heard all of this thru the monitor in our room at full volume and she still hates me.
-6:15am back downstairs making bottles for the girls. Leave them on the counter.
-6:20am me and dog go to park.
-6:50am return from park, find wife with both girls. Both of them are already bathed and are now eating the aforementioned bottles. Wife throws me dirty look.
This happens give or take a few line items almost every morning. I wouldn't trade this wake-up call for the world. P.S.- My wife doesn't actually hate me, its more like a morning crankiness, if you come near me I will hurt you, sort of feeling towards me. By 7:15am she is cheery again.