Oh my goodness! I cannot believe I have won!! I really, really wanted this.
Okay, ahem. Okay, here it goes:
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, you wonderful citizens of this great forum. Hello, my dear, beloved Hannah, I see you sitting over there, your hand clasped over your laughing mouth. I know, I know! You can't believe it either! Ha ha!
And I know it's kind of conventional to thank people, but I'm gonna be conventional because I'm sincere. All of you who are connected with this post, all you awesome people - a shout out to the OP, TheNorthernForest (wow, what a name!), the OP needs to be thanked, come on! And you guys, my loyal supporters, the ones who really pushed for me to do this, to try and aim for the stars and risk falling on the moon, you wonderful bastardos!