Mysterious Bionic forum post...Could be Verizon?

[8-Bit-Soldier]

Greetings.
I am Motorola Droid Bionic # 228. You must know my story, please do not share any of this information with mainstream media, Verizon, or any Motorola employees. This is sensitive information and its spread could have dire consequences. Early in the year that was 2011, my earliest ancestor, Etna, was scrapped. The reasons don

 

[jroc]

My thing is why did they pick Android Central if it is?

 

[drdoom]

I'm calling BS on a 5MP front camera.

 

[rushmore]

Seems like a geek that reads a lot of Bionic forums and reads too much cheesey science fiction pulp.

 

[dirkbonn]

I'm calling BS on a 5MP front camera.

It's a typo, he's a virus/time traveller, not a clerk typist.

 

[the7nd]

It looks very poorly written. I would expect better if this was true.

 

[redraider1]

Seems like a geek that reads a lot of Bionic forums and reads too much cheesey science fiction pulp.

Ha agree it is probably some guy that lives in his parents basement and has too much time on his hand so he wanted to stir everything up a little.

 

[tehsusenoh]

Ha agree it is probably some guy that lives in his parents basement and has too much time on his hand so he wanted to stir everything up a little.

If he wanted to stir things up, then he's most definitely an industrial-gauge, double-barreled concrete mixer from the distant future.

 

[dirkbonn]

It looks very poorly written. I would expect better if this was true.

Again, he's a virus/time traveller, not a novelist.

Isn't fun the best thing to have?

 

[rushmore]

So it is settled! The post was from a time travelling, concrete mixing, novel writing virus that has become self aware.....

Sky Corp by chance? Do NOT press "enter"!

 

[redraider1]

So it is settled! The post was from a time travelling, concrete mixing, novel writing virus that has become self aware.....

Sky Corp by chance? Do NOT press "enter"!

Skynet you mean lol

 

[YankeeDudeL]

I've always said that when Skynet goes live, us Droid owners will be the first to go.

 

[kcs7272]

So it is settled! The post was from a time travelling, concrete mixing, novel writing virus that has become self aware.....

Sky Corp by chance? Do NOT press "enter"!

I hope it's not Skynet!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Vehtemas]

I've always said that when Skynet goes live, us Droid owners will be the first to go.

No!!! We will be the first to serve our new overlords and meld with the singularity!!!

 

[YankeeDudeL]

No!!! We will be the first to serve our new overlords and meld with the singularity!!!

And John Conner uses an iPhone. lol

Yanno, this would make for pretty excellent viral marketing. Imagine a commercial that shows nearly nothing but typing on a screen talking about how it's coming back in time on this date to change the world. After people are just like, "Huh?", the unmistakeable "DDRROOIIDD!!!!!!".

 

[jroc]

On a related note, in the new Transformers movie they have Nokia phones. Sam had one. Looked nice too.

I couldnt tell if it was Meego or WP7.

 

[rushmore]

I meant Skynet, but I too must read some cheesey sci-fi pulp to confuse evil companies that take over the world

 

[Vehtemas]

on a related note, in the new transformers movie they have nokia phones. Sam had one. Looked nice too.

I couldnt tell if it was meego or wp7.

sssssspppppppppoooooooooooiiiiiiiiiillleeeeeerrrrrrzzzzzz!!!