Night Owls Club-grab some coffee

[XplosiV]

Mods dont allow me not to post anything interesting. If i do they will ban me.

In context,

 

[NightAngel79]

Mods dont allow me not to post anything interesting. If i do they will ban me.

Not true!

dont ... not ... = can?

^lol

 

[Vihzel]

Not true!

I second that. We Mods are cool! *pushes up glasses*

 

[XplosiV]

I second that. We Mods are cool! *pushes up glasses*

Wait you wear glasses?

 

[NightAngel79]

Wait you wear glasses?

 

[XplosiV]

Hey wait, you knew this too?

 

[NightAngel79]

Hey wait, you knew this too?

Android Forums - Vihzel's Album: C'est Moi. - Picture

 

[XplosiV]

Oooo pictchures ... Ok theres no glasses there ... Wt*, I swear your just trying to confuse me ... He said, ... But you showed ... Erg, its late, no early, wait, yup, late, and I'm tired. Meh.

 

[dan330]

Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Dark Jedi]

Not hard to confuse a brit.

 

[XplosiV]

No that's the irish ... Those two just don't make any sense

 

[NightAngel79]

Oooo pictchures ... Ok theres no glasses there ... Wt*, I swear your just trying to confuse me ... He said, ... But you showed ... Erg, its late, no early, wait, yup, late, and I'm tired. Meh.

LMAO!!

 

[Vihzel]

I need to figure out how to write a good resume. I don't have much work experience. :/ I do have a lot of volunteer experience though and some academic honors.

 

[Martimus]

I need to figure out how to write a good resume. I don't have much work experience. :/ I do have a lot of volunteer experience though and some academic honors.

Just include Maria's picture on your resume... and nobody will ever bother looking at your work experience!

 

[XplosiV]

I need to figure out how to write a good resume. I don't have much work experience. :/ I do have a lot of volunteer experience though and some academic honors.

Don't mention "nose picking or cling on removal" and your onto a winner

 

[dan330]

would forum mod .. help?

 

[XplosiV]

would forum mod .. help?

Either that or get his application binned

 

[Vihzel]

Just include Maria's picture on your resume... and nobody will ever bother looking at your work experience!

But if it's a woman looking at my resume?!?...

 

[NightAngel79]

would forum mod .. help?

Have actually looked into that and depending on the job then yes most definitely it would...

Viz, there are some great resume programs out there also

 

[Dark Jedi]

But if it's a woman looking at my resume?!?...

Better hope she plays for the same team

 

[XplosiV]

Have actually looked into that and depending on the job then yes most definitely it would...

Viz, there are some great resume programs out there also

Ms word: theres a template for that, or ten

 

[Dark Jedi]

Have actually looked into that and depending on the job then yes most definitely it would...

Viz, there are some great resume programs out there also

I will write his resume. everyone knows how good is my grammar.

Ms word:

Never heard of that pageant?

 

[APDell]

I have written many resumes. I found that employers appreciate simple formats with info directly related to the position. That's my experience anyway. Several have told me they appreciated it. I guess in this day they have thousands to go over. They hate looking at a wall of text.

 

[BabyBlues]

I wish I could figure out what I did in order to write a resume.

 

[ElasticNinja]

CVs are where its at tbh